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Get kraken

Isn’t it enough that I have to worry about zombies, face-eating monkeys, and a robot Joe Biden army? Now, flying squid?

10 Responses to “Get kraken”

  1. mike w. Says:

    Hey, at least it’s not an octopus

  2. breda Says:

    who do you think controls the flying squid, Mike?

  3. mike w. Says:

    THE TENTACLES!!! naturally 🙂

  4. HL Says:

    Fearless wretch
    He watches
    lurking beneath the sea
    Timeless sleep
    has been upset
    He awakens
    Hunter of the Shadows is rising
    In madness You dwell

  5. Jerry Says:

    Break out the scatter guns.

  6. Canthros Says:

    I, for one, welcome our new, flying, cephalopodic overlords.

  7. SPQR Says:

    I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

  8. Jennifer Says:

    air born calamari!

  9. Ambulance Driver Says:

    Heh. Whenever I squirt water out of my ass, the only result is complaints about taco Bell food, and not nearly the altitude they’re getting.

  10. nk Says:

    Deep fried breaded squid with a little lemon on it is delicious. Likewise, marinated grilled octopus. But the best is panfried ray with the bone still in (it’s actually cartilege and it’s the perfect combination of crunchy and chewy).