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The facebook

So, they’re looking to do an IPO. People voice their concerns about privacy on Facebook. And I often see posts about how someone is unhappy because Facebook is doing some thing they don’t like. Well, if they go public, expect more of that. They’ll need to keep up their profit margins.

And, remember, kids. You’re not Facebook’s customer. You are its product.

17 Responses to “The facebook”

  1. DirtCrashr Says:

    The TeeVee news locally re: upcoming IPO is one real-estate company hiring about 100 people to prepare for big the house-buying splurge and a certain Porsche dealer expects to profit heavily too – they’re all singing Happy Days Are Here Again… Product gotta be SOLD!

    We got to install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We got to move these refrigerators
    We got to move these color TV’s

  2. Alan Says:

    If I had the cash, I’d short FB the day it came out.

  3. HL Says:

    If I had the cash, I’d short FB the day it came out.

    Wait…if your right, you wouldn’t need the cash!

  4. Monte Says:

    On the other hand, the rules change a bit for a publicly traded company.
    http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2012/02/post-ipo-facebook-will-have-to-make-privacy-investigations-public.ars

  5. DADvocate Says:

    My kids, ages 15, 18 and 22, gave up Facebook months ago. They might post something once a month or so. They prefer Twitter. Facebook is so yesterday.

  6. DirtCrashr Says:

    We need even more Stanford millionaire know-it-all beyotches under the age of 25? This place is becoming a real sewer.

  7. dustydog Says:

    I don’t understand how facebook makes a profit, much less $100 billion. I’ve never clicked on an ad, I don’t know anyone who has clicked on an ad, and nobody I know knows anybody who has ever clicked on a facebook ad.

    Eventually the advertisers have to get wise.

  8. NAME REDACTED Says:

    @dustydog:
    Facebook’s click-through rate is terrible. Its an order of magnitude worse than Adsense. It gets such a huge percent of traffic on the internet though, that it doesn’t matter.

  9. John Smith. Says:

    You ought to see the latest storage facilities they are building for Facebook in NC… Those are absolutely huge. I got a quick peak at the “basic” floor design and it is simply amazing..

  10. Linoge Says:

    Which is pretty much exactly why I no longer have a personal Facebook account.

  11. Dann in Ohio Says:

    So when is the SayUncle IPO… I’ll buy a share or two…

    Dann in Ohio

  12. Bubblehead Les Says:

    Unfortunately, FaceBook looks like it’s going to be around and a Major Player for a long time to come. I’ve even heard some companies now want your Facebook Page when you give them a resume, or no Job Interview. But when it goes Public, at least there might be a little Government Oversight into your Privacy Rights.

    Very little, but more than than Facebook’s “Ooops! Sorry. We’ll work on that, I promise.”

  13. Kristopher Says:

    Dustydog: Facebook makes money by selling its users data.

    The users are the product being sold … personal info and friend-network data.

  14. Kristopher Says:

    Facebook? Prospective employers get a carefully crafted LinkIn page to look at, and an email identity that is only used for work stuff.

    If they want retards that let it all hang out on facebook, then I ain’t working for them anyway.

  15. Ron W Says:

    Didn’t the owner of Facebook meet with Obama not too long ago? Wonder what subjects were up for discussion?

  16. mikee Says:

    “You’re not Facebook’s customer. You are its product.”

    shorter version: “FACEBOOK IS PEOPLE!” (in voice of Charlton Heston)

  17. comatus Says:

    mikee. That’s funny. Thanks.
    “From my cold, dead thoughts!”

    He’s still my president. How about you?

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