I blame global warming
12 Responses to “I blame global warming”
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October 31st, 2011 at 10:00 am
Sorry. I probably shouldn’t have had that chili last night.
Oh! You mean the planet. My bad.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:22 am
Looks like what Shoemaker-Levy 9 did to Jupiter.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:45 am
“Some explosions on your anus have everybody’s attention.”
October 31st, 2011 at 11:24 am
My anus gets an undue amount of scientific scrutiny.
October 31st, 2011 at 11:29 am
What’s next after this? Let me guess… some unusual meteors landing at a farm near Grover’s Mill, NJ????
October 31st, 2011 at 11:37 am
Guess Area 51’s Secret Weapons Testing Site had a Malf.
October 31st, 2011 at 11:49 am
Weird shit going on in the Kuiper Belt? Color me surprised.
October 31st, 2011 at 1:05 pm
If you pronounce it [urine][us], you never have the butt jokes. Our teachers 50 years ago just knew that Beavis and Eddie Haskell would say “Heh, you said ‘urine'” and they couldn’t have that. So we have [yer][anus] instead. And ooh baby do we ever have it.
There’s a lesson to be learned here, somewhere. I’ll get back to you on that. On Uranus, I mean.
October 31st, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Uranus should lay off the Taco Bell.
October 31st, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Joe; Do you have something you’d like to tell us?
October 31st, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Global Warming? Why of course it is George W. Bush who is to blame.
October 31st, 2011 at 11:23 pm
Anybody else read that article a few years back about how we likely nuked Jupiter? We sent that satellite to explore it (or a moon, I forget), and it was pulled into Jupiter. As you’ll recall from elementary school, Jupiter is a huge gas planet. As the satellite fell through Jupiter’s atmosphere, it reached a pressure at which its nuclear fuel went critical. Observers were puzzled at the flash and storm which resulted from when the satellite self-nuked.