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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

In NZ: A feisty 90-year-old German woman has chased away three would-be burglars from her rural farmhouse with her cane, police said.

I guess if she had a gun, they may have gotten hurt.

HT to John.

One Response to “Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis”

  1. ExpatGunNZ Says:

    US expat in NZ, so I can speak to some of our gun laws here, just for the sake of informing the readers:
    Getting an “A” endorsement covers standard rifles and shotguns (with a magazine capacity of 7 or less). A “B” endorsement is required for pistols, but in order to get one, you have to be vetted by an authorized pistol club of which you must have been a member for at least 6 months and shown good attitude toward safety and so forth. Even in this case, you’re only allowed to transport your pistol to either (A) the police (B) the gun range or (C) your house and you must have your premises inspected to ensure that you have a proper locking storage system (with separate locked compartment for ammo). This is apparently to prevent theft. Once you’ve got your gun and gone to the range, you’re also not allowed to holster it loaded unless you have a special holster-training certificate. Any weapon with a pistol grip, folding stock, or more than 7 round capacity (can be more if in .22 caliber) is a “military-style” semi-automatic and requires that you have a “special reason” to gain a license for them. Full-auto weapons are right-out illegal and banned except for the military.

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