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I just don’t wear them because they’re gay

The myth of the “shoot me first” vest.

20 Responses to “I just don’t wear them because they’re gay”

  1. breda Says:

    Too bad this doesn’t apply to the rest of your wardrobe.

  2. Tam Says:

    Breda,

    I’m sayin’. Why does he all of a sudden get fussy when it comes to the vests?

  3. alan Says:

    Y’all should have told me it was Chance bashing day. I didn’t prepare.

  4. martywd Says:

    I could be wrong, but I think the ladies may have in mind those plaid Bermudas pictured a while ago and alleged to below to Unc?   😉
    .

  5. Weer'd Beard Says:

    LOL, Seems only gunnies got the message that a photographer’s vest is a concealment garment. I see people all the time wearing them in Boston, and unless they have the most amazing concealment holster I doubt they had a gun.

    Several people in my Wife’s family wear vests just for the added pockets, no guns.

  6. Bubblehead Les Says:

    So you’re implying that Dennis of Dragon Leather Works is Gay?

  7. ExUrbanKevin Says:

    I don’t wear them because as a guy who used to shoot pictures for a living, they SCREAM “Wannabe photographer”.

    Those who actually ARE shooter use Domke bags or Tenba waist pouches, and leave the photg vests for the movie stars.

  8. HL Says:

    Are you saying Walter is gay?

    http://www.aidthoughts.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/walter-sobchak.jpg

  9. lottaguns Says:

    I wear a vest when I’m out with my kids because I can’t find a purse to match my beard.
    But you did manage to make ruin a decent keyboard, so you get points for that. 🙂

  10. John Richardson Says:

    Hey! Don’t knock his Bermuda shorts.

    I think one of the things that makes Bermuda so civilized is that you can wear shorts in a business formal setting. I could do without the knee socks, though.

  11. SayUncle Says:

    I was not wearing knee socks!

  12. Miguel Says:

    Wait…wait a darn minute! I am being fisked by a guy who wears the official Canadian/Yankee Vacationing In Miami Beach uniform of Bermuda shorts & knee high socks? I am assuming that the socks were shinny black? (Extra points for Birkenstocks sandals) 🙂

  13. Miguel Says:

    And Walter’s answer. Thanks to HL for the idea 🙂

    http://twitpic.com/5c018u/full

  14. SayUncle Says:

    Very gay.

  15. OHIO SHAWN Says:

    You certainly seem to attribute homosexual tendencies to a lot of articles of clothing, everything ok in your closet? 🙂

  16. Miguel Says:

    He wore one once…somebody told him he looked like Harry Potter

  17. Lyle Says:

    I’d wear a vest except that I find a regular shirt conceals a full sized, double stack pistol, in a regular belt holster, just fine. So what’s the big deal?

    The only time I do wear a vest is when I need something bright orange to satisfy the state hunting requirements. It helps too, that it has loops for carying shotgun shells. So a few days a year I’m wearing a vest, for an hour or two. Oh and it has that funky pouch in the back, for carrying dead birds. A vest designed for carrying dead birds is a very handy thing.

  18. breda Says:

    LOL @ Ohio Shawn. You should see his shoes.

  19. mariner Says:

    Be careful, Unc.

    Those vests may have cooties.

  20. Ian Argent Says:

    Mine is not obviously so, but it has one hell of a lot of pockets, and the only thing it conceals is my cellphone.

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