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Kaboom

A Texas man showed up at the hospital with blood streaming down his ear after his Motorola Droid 2 screen shattered in his ear.

13 Responses to “Kaboom”

  1. Nate Says:

    Actually it was a droid x. But I think it seems a bit fishy….

  2. Nate Says:

    Well shit. I was wrong…..it was a droid 2. Goes to show you the sequel is never as good as the original.

  3. John Smith. Says:

    Droid. It really sticks with you.

  4. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    Can you hear me NOW?

  5. Robb Allen Says:

    Probably a handloaded OS.

  6. mikee Says:

    Was he using all-lead apps instead of the shiny jacketed ones?

  7. jason Says:

    Robb Allen wins the internets today. I lol’ed.

  8. Standard Mischief Says:

    >Probably a handloaded OS.

    Damn, beat me to it. Seriously though, if he had to go out and buy an after market battery for a next to new phone there’s something wrong in any event.

    Had the phone been last years model, you would have heard the boilerplate “factory replacement parts only” story.

  9. Dan Says:

    And an Iphone saves a guy’s life. Maybe its time to take a bite out of that apple?

  10. Laurel Says:

    Droid does… kick your ass?

  11. USCitizen Says:

    That was a lead story on the local (Dallas) news yesterday.

    Instead if exploding, I think it probably just deflected a stray bullet, thus saving the man’s life.

  12. kbiel Says:

    Very strange indeed. It clearly wasn’t an exploding battery as he claimed the phone still worked afterward. Perhaps a defect in the glass?

  13. ViolentIndifference Says:

    Probably holding it too tight.

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