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TSA Shaming

Those defenders of civil liberties, The LA Times Editorial Board, stand up for the little guy. No, I’m sorry. They tell you to Shut Up And Be Scanned.

Handy guide: How to spot a terrorist.

TSA agents say they’re just following orders and they really don’t like tugging on your penis anyway. And we should be sympathetic to those poor, poor people who have to fondle our naughty bits. Any sympathy I may have had is gone after you strip search a young boy.

TSA chief says it’s inconsiderate to protest on the busiest travel day of the year. Thinks touching your balls is considerate.

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Land of the free

Passenger chooses to strip to undies instead of being patted down.

5 Responses to “TSA Shaming”

  1. TennGoodBoy Says:

    How about a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.

    The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. No stuff about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and expensive trials.

    I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly an announcement comes over the PA, “Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number…”

    (This was from somebody named “Fern”. I dont know who she is, but I like her thinking.)

  2. Bubblehead Les Says:

    How many Body Scans and Pat Downs did it take to stop Booby Trapped Printers from entering the country? Oh that’s right, none! Perhaps the TSA needs to put the scanners in the baggage area of the Terminal and leave the passengers alone. On the Bright Side, the BATFE can now point to the TSA and say “You think WE’RE stupid and inefficient”? Wonder how dumb one has to be to get a job with the TSA? Probably have to FAIL a standard IQ test to be considered for a post.

  3. blounttruth Says:

    Moving right along, coming to a state championship high school football game, soccer match, college game, swim meet, or mall entrance near you in the near future.
    Heil, Heil, Heil!

  4. Jake Says:

    And more stupidity from the TSA with the naked guy, too.

    Wolanyk’s attorney said that TSA requested his client put his clothes on so he could be patted down properly

    a) He’s naked, why do they need to pat him down?
    b) Why can’t they just pat him down without his clothes on? Will they not be able to feel anything he’s not hiding under his non-existent clothes?
    c) He’s naked, why do they need to pat him down?

  5. Dan Says:

    I wonder why all the libs are for this, considering the same libs screech about Nazism when preventing perverts from looking at porn on library computers.

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