Heard around the house
Me: Your son is writing his name on the steamed up shower door.
Wife: Aw, how cute
Me: With his wiener.
25 Responses to “Heard around the house”
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October 22nd, 2010 at 10:55 am
Why didn’t I think of that?
Little dude is going to go far!
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:05 am
Ten years from now, show this to his girlfriend.
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
Teach… the children well…
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:32 am
Just sent a link to this post to my wife with the heading, “See, It’s Not Just Us.”
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:15 pm
I never grew up in a home with a glass shower door. Perhaps this is the missing link in my life
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Just wait until the first snow.
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Attaboy!
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Rustmeister:
The great thing about Al Gore’s internets is that the Unclings will be able to read this stuff decades from now and be horrified that their dad was posting it 🙂
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:48 pm
LOL
October 22nd, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Better than wiping his ass with my towel, I must say.
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Me: Your son is writing his name on the steamed up shower door.
Wife: Aw, how cute
Me: With his wiener.
DAD: From the living room, (that’s my grandson)
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:10 pm
At that age there’s not a whole lot else to do with it.
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Was he singing at the same time? Because that would enhance the funny by 2.34 times!
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October 22nd, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Only if he were Oscar Mayer, Stu.
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:29 pm
I like him already.
No need to worry about how he will turn out.
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:57 pm
He’ll be writing his girlfriend’s name in the snow outside her window in a few short years. With urine.
You’d better hope it’s in his handwriting, not hers, and that her father can tell the difference.
October 22nd, 2010 at 4:59 pm
First time I read that, I thought you owned a hot dog. In fact, I stroking my fat wiener right now.
October 22nd, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Did he learn that from his dad?
October 23rd, 2010 at 12:42 am
Heh. Whenever one parent starts a conversation with, “YOUR son/daughter…” you know it’s gonna be trouble.
October 23rd, 2010 at 8:21 am
First things first: spelled right? Because those proofreader’s marks can be a bitch.
October 23rd, 2010 at 10:49 am
I really did LOL when I read this one.
October 23rd, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I just want to know if he was able to do it in cursive. Because that would be impressive.
October 23rd, 2010 at 9:26 pm
I assume it was in short-hand ?
October 24th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Or something like that.
October 24th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I just did that myself yesterday.