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Undead dreams

I just awoke from a dream about zombies. In my dreams, the worst thing about the zombie apocalypse is all the zombie poop.

14 Responses to “Undead dreams”

  1. Canthros Says:

    Well, now that you mention it, it would be pretty awful.

  2. j t bolt Says:

    Tell me about it.

  3. Jerry Says:

    There has to be an SFB joke in there somewhere.

  4. bluesun Says:

    I suppose all those digested brains have to come out somewhere…

  5. Newman Says:

    I never thought of zombie poop… Think of all the jobs that could be created from the zombie Apocalypse… I mean besides the zombie exterminating mercenaries. A zombie Apocalypse might be the best thing for the US and the world.

  6. Emmett Says:

    Bizarre dreams are all I have, but I’ve never had that one. Zombies are the living dead or just a living person who’s soul has been magically removed. Either way their master would have to tell them where and how much to shit. Sort of like a U.S. Marine recruit! Deadeye

  7. mike w. Says:

    Well yeah, the zombie sanitation workers are government employees…..

  8. chris Says:

    This always happens when you go off of your meds, Unc.

  9. mikee Says:

    This dream, like all dreams, has a simple interpretation when analyzed by an objective and rational observer.

    It isn’t enough of a problem that there is a zombie apocalypse, the primary problem (zombie apocalypse) is spawning other secondary problems (noxious poop).

    Feeling pessimistic about anything in particular these days?

  10. Speakertweaker Says:

    Wow. Never thought of that.

    Eww.

    tweaker

  11. Caleb Sommerville Says:

    Well, according to the Zombie Survival Guide, zombies don’t poop. The eaten (and undigested) human flesh just sits in their intestines until they burst.

  12. comatus Says:

    So Caleb is saying the bubble will burst? You could defeat the zombies the same way Amish women murder their husbands: feed them to death. The crisis is over.

  13. Gunmart Says:

    Everybody poops!

  14. Caleb Sommerville Says:

    @comatus:
    Yes, but since zombies have no functioning nerves, a burst stomach/intestinal tract often does not stop them.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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