Easy: They have more to live for
Why Do Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers?
Via Les Jones, whose headline wins the internet.
9 Responses to “Easy: They have more to live for”
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August 31st, 2010 at 9:48 am
Its the pickling.
August 31st, 2010 at 10:55 am
Also because they have an effective means of drowning memories of sawing as a form of torture/execution as read on the Internet.
August 31st, 2010 at 11:13 am
Thats it… I’m off the wagon!
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August 31st, 2010 at 11:23 am
I am a drinker. Alcohol makes life less painful, I would say. But …
If you try to cut a river with a sword,
It flows faster.
If you try to drown your troubles in wine,
They become heavier.
August 31st, 2010 at 12:18 pm
For the same reason pickles last longer than fresh cucumbers.
August 31st, 2010 at 12:57 pm
They don’t live longer, they just look that way. Think Keith Richards.
August 31st, 2010 at 1:14 pm
WOW !! I didn’t even go to the Les Jones web page before writing that. Keith has now become a Jungian archetype for personal dissipation.
August 31st, 2010 at 4:06 pm
It just seems longer for the non-drinkers.
August 31st, 2010 at 4:17 pm
I drink a little, and I’m heavy. Does that count?