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Killing Me

Larry Correia brings it. I’m still laughing:

Sadly, Russia’s leader would kick our leader’s ass in a fight, and that’s just sad. They’ve got the final boss fight from a Chuck Norris movie and we’ve got Steve Urkel.

There’s more:

Meanwhile, a bunch of left wing hoodlums are burning stuff at the G-20, just like they do. Every. Single. Year. Why is it that the media is so deathly afraid of us right wingers being violent, though we hardly ever are, yet lefties and socialists shut down a city for a week every year and nobody notices because it’s so ho-hum. It’s probably because if a single local Tea-Party got into a mood we could overthrow a small country. My side doesn’t screw around. When we get violent, we go big or we go home. I see your trash can through a store window and raise you a Barrett M-82, hippy.

5 Responses to “Killing Me”

  1. Paul Says:

    2nd that motion. As Yoda says, do only, there is no try.

  2. mikee Says:

    The rioting will stop when the rioters are stopped. Usually they need only be stopped once for the lesson to sink in.

  3. JKB Says:

    Look, there are a lot of toddlers at the tea party protests. If they are ever released from their strollers and father’s shoulders, look out. A lot of them look like biters.

    And then, of course, we’d have the whole mother protecting her young thing kick in.

  4. B Smith Says:

    Heh. Been calling Obama ‘Urkel’ since before the election. I shamelessly stole that from Kim DuToit, because it absolutely nails Obama.

  5. ryan Says:

    Putin is totally awesome in a scary real life action movie bad guy sort of way. He did a career in the KGB, has a black belt in Judo and is just manly. He has an instructional self defense Judo DVD and hunts bears shirtless. http://tslrf.blogspot.com/2010/05/manliest-thing-ive-seen-in-awhile.html

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