Stuff I can’t come up with clever titles for
Colt to civilian market: please take us back.
CNN Gun “expert” says 5.56 rifle good for elephants.
Upside down Enfield for lefties
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March 2nd, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Re Enfield, I can only think of one comment: WTF?
March 2nd, 2010 at 2:14 pm
“CNN Gun “expert” says 5.56 rifle good for elephants.”
Where the hell did they get that gibbering idiot? Around here they don’t even allow a 5.56 for mule deer. I’d like to see that pompous fool hold off a lion or a bear with that gun. To listen to his BS, that rifle is the most deadly weapon ever invented.
March 2nd, 2010 at 2:24 pm
“CNN Gun “expert” says 5.56 rifle good for elephants.”
*Bring enough gun 😉
March 2nd, 2010 at 2:37 pm
The elephant comment was so stupid I could do nothing but laugh hard. But you have to admit that the dumbest comment comes from the host Ryan Smith: “It might be used as a rifle when you really trying to aim and hit something.” As opposed when you are trying to aim and miss something rifle?
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:29 pm
“The elephant comment was so stupid I could do nothing but laugh hard. But you have to admit that the dumbest comment comes from the host Ryan Smith: “It might be used as a rifle when you really trying to aim and hit something.” As opposed when you are trying to aim and miss something rifle?”
2 boneheads in the same interview! Priceless!
And this Dan Austin’s a “expert” only because he spews what the leftest media want to hear.
March 2nd, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Dan Austin may not be expert at firearms related issues, but I suspect he may be expert at shortarm issues simply because he had to get the job somehow and it sure wasn’t on his expertise in firearms.
March 3rd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I hope Mr Austin has never been an expert witness at a trial, because I can see this video haunting him for the rest of his life, and lots of people appealing convictions.
And you can see them both getting physically uncomfortable as they wet themselves.
March 6th, 2010 at 4:19 am
*scene opens dark, blurry, then focuses on what may be an African plain*
*radio* Mr. Austin, I see you’re awake. You’re obviously wondering what’s going on. That thumping you hear is behind you, it’s a male African elephant on a chain. By the spots behind his ears you can tell he’s in musth, and incredibly agressive. In fact, I’m surprised he hasn’t broken loose and trampled you flat already.
*radio crackles a little* But, to the point. At your feet is a Galil .223. I’ve even allowed you a slight advantage, yours is a true automatic, an ex-service model ‘borrowed’ for the task. You’ll probably also notice your leg chain at this point; the other end is welded to a steel pole set in cement, you aren’t going anywhere. Your friend over there however, his chain is much longer than yours, and has been bound short with a length of rope. You and I both know that won’t last…
The key, Mr. Austin, is hanging from the pachyderm’s tail from a small chain. And don’t worry about the bullet resistance of the chain, we’ve ensured the hardening resists much more than the ten rounds you have in the magazine. Oh, and there’s nobody else within a hundred miles… pray your situation is binary; I’ve given you your favorite safari rifle, it’d be a shame to watch you boil in the sun while you die of thirst. The elephant’s victory would be far preferable, don’t you agree?
*radio silence*