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Bin Laden blasts US over global warming:

Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.

14 Responses to “Presented without comment”

  1. Nate Says:

    Ok, now I believe Alex Jones that OBL is a puppet of the feds. This is forehead slappingly retarded.

  2. John Says:

    Who uses audio tape these days? Is digital media allowed during a jihad? 🙂

  3. Hypnagogue Says:

    “This episode of Wild Kingdom brought to you in part by Al-Qaeda Global Jihad: Saving our environment by reducing our carbon footprint — one martyr at a time.”

  4. Sebastian-PGP Says:

    When you live and shit in a cave that’s dank and freezing cold everyday…audio is all you have.

    Well that tears it for me, no more reading RealClimate. It’s all a jihadi plot. Fuck you Bin Laden! 🙂

  5. Stranger Says:

    “Global warming” as handy dandy replacements for “racism.” How droll – now that the “modern warming period” is coming to an end and most of the winter hemisphere is up to a giraffe’s navel in snow.

    Osama must really be deep in the cave.

    Stranger

  6. JKB Says:

    Great, Osama and Obama are both behind the curve on the global warming scam. Not only did the “climatologists” conspire to hide the decline, but more and more each week we learn it was an out right lie. CO2 has not changed since the end of the mini ice age. Himalayan glacier melting was taken from magazine. Oh, the London Daily Mail has a story about NOAA suddenly discovering water vapor’s impact on climate.

    As for Osama however, you would think, if you lived in a cave without modern luxury, you’d be all for a little global warming.

  7. chris Says:

    Someday soon, I expect to hear a new Osama Bin Laden audio supporting health care reform.

    Osama reminds me of Weekend at Bernie’s.

    He is dead as Kelsey’s nuts.

    He died in the Tora Bora bombing mission in December, 2001.

  8. Sebastian-PGP Says:

    That’s a nice fantasy, but they’re pretty sure he’s still alive and well…as well as you can be living as he does. We could have gotten him then but we blew it.

  9. Number9 Says:

    Looks like he has a new PR firm.

  10. straightarrow Says:

    He and Al Gore should arrange a meet.

  11. Dixie Says:

    straightarrow, I think Al Gore and OBL are one and the same. Have you ever seen them in a room together? The problem is, who’s the alter ego?

  12. straightarrow Says:

    They couldn’t be one and the same. Gore talks funny, is trying to destroy the United States and …..oh my God! You’re right, Dixie.

  13. B Smith Says:

    I don’t know what I find funnier— That ObL is reduced to attacking the US using the global warming hoax, or that he’s using audiotape to do it with. Hey, Osama, buddy—you know what that stuffs MADE OF???
    Heh. He sure doesn’t object to petrodollar support for al Quaeda, does he? Fucking moron.

  14. Dixie Says:

    “..oh my God! You’re right, Dixie.”

    Exactly. Ever notice that when OBL is in the news, Gore isn’t? It also explains why he’s so intent on killing ManBearPig.

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