In case you live in East Tennessee and haven’t heard: ZOMG!!!!111ONE WE”RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE A BLIZZARD IS COMING.
Most area schools called a preemptive strike yesterday and announced their closure while it was still 55 degrees outside. Except our kids’ schools, who decided to be the only school system on this side of the state to stay open. But they just called and said they’re closing 2 hours early.
Still, I have yet to see any snow.