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Naming Guns

Heh. I personally lost it at Huggy Bear.

I’ve only named one: Mister Blasty.

14 Responses to “Naming Guns”

  1. SoupOrMan Says:

    None of my guns have yet earned a nickname.

  2. Weer'd Beard Says:

    Used to do it a lot more, haven’t named a new one in years.

  3. chris Says:

    I like the Order of Protection.

    Look for Taurus to seize on it soon for a revolver chambered in 7.62 x 39.

    No, wait, that would be the Molotov Cocktail.

  4. Canthros Says:

    I have a CZ-75 I call “The CZ”, and a Browning Hi-Power I call “The Hi-Power”, and a Mateba Mo. 6 I call “The Mateba”, and a Steyr M40-A1 I call “The Steyr”, a Stag Arms AR-15 I call “The AR”, an M1 Garand I call “The Garand”, a Saiga-12 I call “The Saiga”, and a SIG Mosquito I call “That Piece Of Junk”^W”The Mosquito”.

    I’m not very creative when it comes to these things.

  5. nk Says:

    And how do you know the names you give them are their real names? Have they told you? They might actually be offended being called a name not their own. 😉

  6. Tomcatshanger Says:

    I have a hard enough time naming pets.

  7. Diomed Says:

    I call the 1919A4 “That Heavy @*#%!$^ Pig-Bitch”, because it and its accoutrements are heavy pigs.

    It don’t get out much.

  8. Azul Says:

    My rule is anything that costs me over a thousand dollars gets a name. Only my AR-15 has a name so far. It’s name is ARgyle.

  9. xeno Says:

    “Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.” -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket


    Mosin Nagant M38 Carbine: Svetlana
    AK-47 Polish Underfolder: Tatiana
    Kimber 1911 Ultra CDP II: Elizabeth

  10. Tom Says:

    Xeno, that is some creepy shit.

  11. dave Says:

    Does it count if you nickname your friend’s gun? My buddy has a Taurus 945 with mother-of-pearl grips and gold accents. I gave it the name “Ghetto Blaster.” Three guesses as to why.

  12. Sabre22 Says:

    3 Inch Barreled 629 “Ubejane” the Vicious One With Full Loads
    The American Express Card for Any Carry Pistol (Para 1911) or AMT Back up (in .45 ACP)

  13. anon Says:

    Remington 870 with slug barrel: “Thumper”

  14. cyrus Says:

    i name my guns (pistols so far), they allow talking about the weapon in the open.

    can you see <>? (when I am carring)
    Where is <>?
    I left <> in car?

    also you never know when you gun may become great like the swords of old. give it a name so it is ready.