I have a CZ-75 I call “The CZ”, and a Browning Hi-Power I call “The Hi-Power”, and a Mateba Mo. 6 I call “The Mateba”, and a Steyr M40-A1 I call “The Steyr”, a Stag Arms AR-15 I call “The AR”, an M1 Garand I call “The Garand”, a Saiga-12 I call “The Saiga”, and a SIG Mosquito I call “That Piece Of Junk”^W”The Mosquito”.
I’m not very creative when it comes to these things.
“Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.” -Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket