Turns out, the kid is not his son
TMZ:
We’ve learned Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his children. And Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
Nothing to add. Just the headline.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
remind me again why we should give a shit?
June 30th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
In other unexpected news around the world today:
“falling stars” are not actually stars.
The moon is not actually made of cheese.
Al Gore did not actually invent the internet.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I don’t give a shit. But can’t pass up the opportunity to use that headline.
Turns out, he didn’t Beat It either.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
but was he Bad ?
June 30th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I am glad to see the gene pool stop with him.
June 30th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I was born in 87, none of the people my age “get” the title of this post. 🙁
Mums did always tell me to be careful about who I loved …
June 30th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
He couldn’t even Whacko another Jacko it seems… 😛
July 1st, 2009 at 12:44 am
If anyone can view the birth of a white baby and believe that the father was genetically black(skin treatments don’t affect genes), then I say here, suck on my Kimber, it’ll be good for ya.
Just hurry up and bury him so I know where to go defecate on the grave.
July 1st, 2009 at 12:56 am
It is quite possible for two black adults to conceive a white baby, or vice versa. If couple both have the recessive gene for white skin pigment, yet they are of dark skin pigment because that is both of their dominant gene, it is highly unlikely but perfectly possible that the recessive gene would be prominent.
However, we all no Michael Jackson could not have babies. Just like mules, nature has a way of sterilizing the retards we don’t want contaminating the gene pool… haha
July 1st, 2009 at 2:25 am
And in other news, Lisa Marie announces that she only married the freak as a favor to him to get him out of the media trouble he was in at the time.
July 1st, 2009 at 11:02 am
Gosh, I’m shocked by this revelation.
Next thing you know, they’ll be saying he had plastic surgery.