Comments on: Simian Other One

By: B Smith

B Smith — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:55:55 +0000

If an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of typewriters, typed for an infinite number of years, they wouldn’t come up with anything stupider than this bill.
Congress, on the other hand…

By: Lyle

Lyle — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:10:53 +0000

Totalitarianism; The belief that all things and all activities are within the political realm.

By: Kristopher

Kristopher — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:52:50 +0000

Officer … that ain’t a pet. It’s livestock.

I’ll kill it and eat it when it gets bigger.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:59:25 +0000

There was another case a few years back, guy and his wife had their hands eaten, but I don’t think there was a hysterical monkey mistress phonecall to accompany the story, so it didn’t get the press. Seems chimps have a thing for removing that which lets us hold and use tools first, very similar to the brady bunch tactics but with less feces flinging.

Anyway, this is just PETA HSUS back scratching. Be glad the “let animals and pets sue in court” crap hasn’t passed yet.

By: Jay G.

Jay G. — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:17:22 +0000

Oh, you’re just mad that you can’t buy a female primate and meet the gorilla your dreams…

By: Whitebread

Whitebread — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:24:24 +0000

When your only tool is a shotgun, every problem looks for the nearest exit.

Just saying.