Meanwhile, if you can access the site, here’s some 1911 Porn.

Isn’t that like “Anyone not present raise your hand”?

Sorry, just… could… not… resist…

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“That’s a joke, son. A flag waver. You’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin’ ‘em and you keep missin’ ‘em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.”–Foghorn Leghorn