My son and I are planning several more of these mass school shootings. I drive the “getaway car” and he’s the “trigger man”. I works out pretty well and we have fun at it. It’s pretty good gig– no one bothers to call 911 and the cops tend to stay clear of these events unless they have kids involved. People drive by on the highway while the shootings are taking place and they don’t even bat an eye. We got away with several dollars in cash, all of our guns and most of our ammunition. No one bothered to chase us as we fled the scene in our getaway car, headed for our compound (which is where we keep our arsenal and our stockpile of ammunition). I guess they figured it would have been pointless.
Joe; Changing the title would have been fine with me. I wish I’d thought of it.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:20 am
Oh, you.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
Well, i was going to also include ’26 dead’ but that was way poor taste.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:33 am
And I guess adding “26 dead” AND emailing it to a couple dozen locals is out of the question, too. Free speech really is dead, man.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 am
I like your headline. After Lyle posted that I was tempted to change title of the post to something like “Shoot shooting ignored by the media”.
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
My son and I are planning several more of these mass school shootings. I drive the “getaway car” and he’s the “trigger man”. I works out pretty well and we have fun at it. It’s pretty good gig– no one bothers to call 911 and the cops tend to stay clear of these events unless they have kids involved. People drive by on the highway while the shootings are taking place and they don’t even bat an eye. We got away with several dollars in cash, all of our guns and most of our ammunition. No one bothered to chase us as we fled the scene in our getaway car, headed for our compound (which is where we keep our arsenal and our stockpile of ammunition). I guess they figured it would have been pointless.
Joe; Changing the title would have been fine with me. I wish I’d thought of it.
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:04 am
Idaho, Washington, … , all those states west of the Mississippi are the same, right Unc?
I was pleasantly surprised at what state it took place in.
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:53 am
Hey hey, no grief intended. I was snarking WITH you, not AT you!
It’s my fault, really. My aversion to little yellow faces with tongues sticking out always leads to miscues.
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
Yeah, you’re all yankees 🙂