On the biology of Unicorns
So, they fart rainbows, pee free healthcare, and poop marshmallows.
Man, if only they were made of bacon.
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January 22nd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Wake me when they shit firearms, fart bullets, and pee Hoppe’s No. 9, OK?
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Better than just farting rainbows, they can apparently be trained to fart said rainbows through wind turbines, freeing us from dependence on icky, foreign fossil fuels.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 am
And what about the Lucky Charms?
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:04 am
Ah, but they are made of bacon. It is a well established fact that the kind of unicorns promised by Obama are made of pure grade A 100% government pork.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 am
If they were made of bacon, Scalzi would have already put them into cake or pie or something like that…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Mine poops tootsie rolls, but they taste like crap.
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
They can be trained to eat debt, btw.