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On the biology of Unicorns

So, they fart rainbows, pee free healthcare, and poop marshmallows.

Man, if only they were made of bacon.

7 Responses to “On the biology of Unicorns”

  1. B Smith Says:

    Wake me when they shit firearms, fart bullets, and pee Hoppe’s No. 9, OK?

  2. Tam Says:

    Better than just farting rainbows, they can apparently be trained to fart said rainbows through wind turbines, freeing us from dependence on icky, foreign fossil fuels.

  3. mike w. Says:

    And what about the Lucky Charms?

  4. Robert Says:

    Ah, but they are made of bacon. It is a well established fact that the kind of unicorns promised by Obama are made of pure grade A 100% government pork.

  5. _Jon Says:

    If they were made of bacon, Scalzi would have already put them into cake or pie or something like that…

  6. Darrell Says:

    Mine poops tootsie rolls, but they taste like crap.

  7. Bobby Says:

    They can be trained to eat debt, btw.

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