Comments on: Like you didn’t see this coming

By: Bruce

Bruce — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:13:56 +0000

If we’re going to outlaw anything, let’s get rid of “You owe me a new keyboard”, “Great, now I have to clean coffee out of my keyboard”, etc.

Go with “I just laughed coffee out of my eye sockets, thanks a lot”, instead.

By: Les Jones

Les Jones — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:20:51 +0000

He’s just joshing you. He’ll buy you a beer!

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:29:08 +0000

So much censorship and he left out “bling bling”?

Tragic. Unamerican, even.

By: Lyle

Lyle — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:27:32 +0000

But we can still say something is “cool”? What about “groovy, Baby”? When I was in high school, things were often “boss” or “bitchin’” or even “skookum” and sometimes “righteous”. Males were “dudes” and females were “chicks”, unless you were having a relationship with one of them, in which case a dude was your “old man” and a chick was your “old lady”. Later, “squeeze” was applied to either.

ZOMFG, I’m so confused!!!! (and what about the use of multiple exclamation points?) Now I’m going to need a full-time counselor to tell me what’s hip and what’s like, all kinds of un-hip, Dudes! OMG!!!!!!

The post left out “douchebagology” (/doosh b GOLL uh jee/; the study of douchebags– their feeding habits, social structure, mating habits, etc.). This discussion is a study in douchebagology, or more specifically, douschebagisms (the vernacular of douchebags) and those douchebags who worry about them.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:45:45 +0000

gag me with a spoon.

By: Tam

Tam — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:13:03 +0000

Word.

By: Achmed

Achmed — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:56:43 +0000

“That’s so five minutes ago” totally jumped the shark…

By: Stickwick Stapers

Stickwick Stapers — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:45:05 +0000

You know what’s weird? When “that’s so five minutes ago” became, like, so five minutes ago.

By: Les Jones

Les Jones — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:43:00 +0000

Oh! Snap!

By: Bruce

Bruce — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:15:58 +0000

They can have the D, O, U, C, H, E, B, A, and G keys from my keyboard when they pry them from my bitter, dead fingers.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:01:29 +0000

That’s some kinda (blank)ery!

By: Robb Allen

Robb Allen — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:50:24 +0000

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.