Comments on: And don’t share an umbrella

By: SDN

SDN — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:47:54 +0000

I wouldn’t hit that with Bill Clinton’s dick.

By: Tennessee Budd

Tennessee Budd — Sat, 24 May 2008 17:32:47 +0000

Must just be me. I’ve never used “hit it” as a euphemism for “fuck”.
And no(Dennis voice), I’m not old, I’m 43!

By: existingthing

existingthing — Sat, 24 May 2008 00:56:19 +0000

You’re just supposed to change the hitting it “like” to hitting it “with.”

“I’d hit that… With a truck.”

By: Gunstar1

Gunstar1 — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:49:39 +0000

This is difficult Curt's got a good one, Liberator on Wikipedia The best I could come up with was: Not hit it like an impotent man without his Viagra.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:27:15 +0000

hah! curt wins.

By: Sailorcurt

Sailorcurt — Fri, 23 May 2008 17:19:47 +0000

Not hit it like a Liberator at 100 yards.

By: Ahab

Ahab — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:10:54 +0000

Nice, Tam.

Not hit it like a collision avoidance autopilot.

By: Tam

Tam — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:25:06 +0000

Not hit it like an American League pitcher.