Comments on: We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said he don’t work here*

By: Tam

Tam — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:08:54 +0000

Barack Mxyzptlk Obama

By: Tam

Tam — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:06:59 +0000

Barack Leeloo Dallas Multipass Obama.

By: Jay G.

Jay G. — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:29:49 +0000

Barack “Skid Roper” Obama?

By: jed

jed — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:05:37 +0000

No, Brad, because Barack Joan Rivers Obama would be backwards.

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:19:34 +0000

What about Barack “Elvis needs boats” Obama? Yes, another Mojo Nixon reference.

By: Oldsmoblogger

Oldsmoblogger — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:41:37 +0000

You know what, Sebastian? I like you…you’re not like the other people here in the trailer park….

By: Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:18:40 +0000

I just refer to him as BaraKKK Osama and leave it at that.

By: DirtCrashr

DirtCrashr — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:13:47 +0000

The thought of Barak The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny Obama in the ovular officius or even slinkily off the NORAD blip-circle and into retirement still scares me. Jimmy Carter retired, and even Barak Nanook Camarillo Obama could have a flossian effect or two.

By: Guav

Guav — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:46:15 +0000

I get the satisfying feeling of knowing that if I had read your entry as soon as you posted it instead of at 5:45 pm, I would have been the first one to get the reference.

By: tgirsch

tgirsch — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:34:56 +0000

Thanks a lot, man. Now I’m going to have to dig out my copy of Root Hog Or Die…

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:10:06 +0000

I don’t think it’s a lack of sense of humor so much as buying the PC claptrap regarding he who shall not be middle named.

By: Rob K

Rob K — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:06:46 +0000

Smacklug has no sense of humor (e.g. supports Barak “Who’s Sane? He’s Sane!” Obama).

By: Smacklug

Smacklug — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:52:01 +0000

It was never really funny, every time you change his name to some “witty” thing you just look retarded.

By: jed

jed — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:58:06 +0000

I try to maintain hope that Col. Tighe will defeat Barack Walter Mitty Obama in the general. The thought of Barack Wilbur Post Obama in the Oval Office is too scary.

As for Mojo, guess I’m not familiar with that particular tune. “I Ain’t gonna pee in no jar” was my theme song for many years.

By: Molon Labe

Molon Labe — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:34:34 +0000

Damn. I would’ve commented earlier but some issues here at work had me stuck between Barack and a hard place.

By: AMCer

AMCer — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:18:41 +0000

Punk Rock Girl…

By: Rustmeister

Rustmeister — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:58:38 +0000

Barack Hellboy Obama

By: Tam

Tam — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:55:07 +0000

If Barack Jingleheimer Schmidt Obama doesn’t sink off the radar after November (and I think he’ll beat Col. Tighe like a drum) you’re going to need a Name Your Baby book for the next four years…

By: DirtCrashr

DirtCrashr — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:47:57 +0000

I know a band called “Switchblade Nixon”… They could puts the Walk back in Cityboy Barak.

By: Cam

Cam — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:45:09 +0000

You never think of what happens to professional musicians once they stop performing. I remember watching an episode of VH-1′s show where they reunited bands and the drummer from Flock of Seagulls was working in some factory in North Carolina, forced to wear a hairnet on the job.

By: Sebastian

Sebastian — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:42:39 +0000

Damn… SM beat me to it. Interestingly, one of the former band members is (or was, as of a few years ago) an IT guy at a local pharmaceutical company. I have a friend that works there who said it was always tempting to call the help desk and ask “Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?”

By: Aunt B.

Aunt B. — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:31:06 +0000

Oh, you’re for me, punk rock girl.

Okay, I know Standard Mischief beat me to it. But who can hear any lyric from that song and not want to sing along?

By: CL

CL — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:19:26 +0000

Robert… is a good middle name. then his initials would be… ANYONE ANYONE?

By: Standard Mischief

Standard Mischief — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:11:45 +0000

’cause if you ain’t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin’…

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:06:23 +0000

Barack Cougar Mellencamp Obama.

Ok, that one’s funny.

By: Les Jones

Les Jones — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:04:31 +0000

Barack Cougar Mellencamp Obama.

Barack Mackey Paisley Passey Obama.

Barack Marshall Tucker Band Obama.

By: # 9

# 9 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:00:01 +0000

You had me with Wayne…

By: workinwifdakids

workinwifdakids — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:58:56 +0000

Teh funny no to be leaving! Please?