Comments on: The worst part of Global Warming, Mass Cannibalism

By: straightarrrow

straightarrrow — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:18:15 +0000

Well Ted, why don’t you just start early. Eat me!

By: Alec Roberta

Alec Roberta — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:48:03 +0000

Scientists in the U.K. have reported evidence that further refutes one theory of global climate change.

In the heated debate over global warming, there is an opposing idea, called the cosmic ray theory, which contends that climate change is simply caused by cosmic rays coming from the sun.

By: Danny Bloom

Danny Bloom — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:45:22 +0000

http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/polar-cities-a-haven-in-warming-world/

two words: polar cities, as reported in New York Times

see images and blog on this idea, pro or con, I dare you. SMILE

danny

By: retro

retro — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:44:40 +0000

http://www.sjc.com/manbeef/

Yumm! Pass another leg, would you?

(of course this is a hoax site…)

By: Lyle

Lyle — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:45:11 +0000

It’s a death cult.

Personally, I found the Heaven’s Gate cult more interesting, and not just because it was far less threatening than the GW cult. Getting beamed up to the Mother Ship and taken off to join the Galactic Society, or whatever the hell it is, is vastly more appealing than just eating people to survive post apocalypse. Have any of you ever butchered an animal? I have, and I can tell you it’s a lot of damned work– you have to gut ‘em (that’s no fun at all) hang ‘em up, skin ‘em, let ‘em age for a few days in your garage, and then the cutting work starts. When you’re all done you have maybe 80 pounds of decent meat (far less in the case of an emaciated, post apocalypse human), which then must be prepared, preserved, etc.. Then there’s arguing; “Do we want more steaks, more chops, more hamburger (how much fat?), or do we want to take the time to make sausages?” No thanks. Besides, the HGs all got nice new shoes.

By: Grumpy

Grumpy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:48:59 +0000

I unequivocally support global warming; it will get Ted (the swimmer) Kennedy’s constituents out of my pocket vis a vis federal heating welfare!

By: Retread

Retread — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:27:04 +0000

The History Channel needs to change its name to, oh, say, The Hysterical Channel.

By: red

red — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:11:54 +0000

On that note; the History Channel recently did a series on life after us pesky humans are all gone. Some of the speakers were quite enthusiastic about the prospect.

I noticed that too….

By: Lyle

Lyle — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:08:40 +0000

So that’s his fantasy. I figured it had to be something pretty horrible.

On that note; the History Channel recently did a series on life after us pesky humans are all gone. Some of the speakers were quite enthusiastic about the prospect.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:49:14 +0000

Aunt B. aside from cooking oil, we’ll also need dip for our soylent green chips.

By: gorak

gorak — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:22:22 +0000

Increasing temperature leads to increased vegetation and plant life. Mr. Turner needs to take Biology 101 and learn that plants thrive on radiation and C02.

By: thirdpower

thirdpower — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:15:25 +0000

Some good recipes here.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:40:40 +0000

Don’t they arrest people for being high in public? We need the street name of whatever he’s taking because, damn, that’s some good stuff!

By: # 9

# 9 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:39:41 +0000

When do we get some good recipies? Jack. Only on the Internet. Looks like the future staples will be ammo and spices.

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:34:18 +0000

When do we get some good recipies? Jack.

By: DirtCrashr

DirtCrashr — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:15:38 +0000

He’s slipped into deep senility. Who gets all his money now?

By: JKB

JKB — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:48:47 +0000

It is sad to hear what sleeping with Jane Fonda will do to a man. He has slipped right over the edge.

But he is wrong. All crops will not vanish. Okra loves hot weather. Temps must be between 70 and 90 for it to grow well. We can have fields and fields of okra all year round. We’ll just have to scrape up the leavings at the ethanol plant to get enough corn meal to fry it up in.

By: Aunt B.

Aunt B. — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:02:20 +0000

Oh, great. Leave it to Ted Turner to uncover you gun nuts’ secret plan. Arm yourselves so that when the crops fail you can shoot and eat the likes of me. Well, folks, I have a plan, too, and that involves being so fat that butchering me for edible meat is futile.

Though, of course, I guess you could use me to deep-fry other lefties…