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	<title>Comments on: Security Theater</title>
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		<title>By: Ravenwood</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2008/03/28/security_theater-2/comment-page-1/#comment-197905</link>
		<dc:creator>Ravenwood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:14:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I&#039;ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin&#039; niggers, who&#039;ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin&#8217; niggers, who&#8217;ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Robert</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The TSA stops a lot of desperate terrorists every day by doing things like making them put shampoo in a ziplock and taking out their nipple rings.  

  Don&#039;t you want to be safe or are you a desperate terrorist troublemaker?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The TSA stops a lot of desperate terrorists every day by doing things like making them put shampoo in a ziplock and taking out their nipple rings.  </p>
<p>  Don&#8217;t you want to be safe or are you a desperate terrorist troublemaker?</p>
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		<title>By: # 9</title>
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		<dc:creator># 9</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know, you know you can put an eye out with one of those things...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know, you know you can put an eye out with one of those things&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ParatrooperJJ</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2008/03/28/security_theater-2/comment-page-1/#comment-197791</link>
		<dc:creator>ParatrooperJJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder what she looks like.  This could be the standard beautiful woman stripdown.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder what she looks like.  This could be the standard beautiful woman stripdown.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave thA</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2008/03/28/security_theater-2/comment-page-1/#comment-197790</link>
		<dc:creator>Dave thA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Methinks it would be safer to leave the pin in...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Methinks it would be safer to leave the pin in&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Nomen Nescio</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2008/03/28/security_theater-2/comment-page-1/#comment-197789</link>
		<dc:creator>Nomen Nescio</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>given how common nipple rings have got these days, they&#039;re bound to turn up fairly often in the security lanes. and given that, it&#039;s kinda hard to see how this wasn&#039;t harrassment of some sort or other.

unless maybe this was the one woman walking around wearing the ten-pound nipple ring of Doom(tm), perhaps. but i&#039;d tend to think sexual harrassment by some petty jackboot is the more common occurrence, and the more likely explanation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>given how common nipple rings have got these days, they&#8217;re bound to turn up fairly often in the security lanes. and given that, it&#8217;s kinda hard to see how this wasn&#8217;t harrassment of some sort or other.</p>
<p>unless maybe this was the one woman walking around wearing the ten-pound nipple ring of Doom(tm), perhaps. but i&#8217;d tend to think sexual harrassment by some petty jackboot is the more common occurrence, and the more likely explanation.</p>
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