Han shot first
Greedo, a tragic victim of gun violence:
In 1977, this assault weapon found its way into the hit movie Star Wars. This was a propaganda coup for the Gun Blobby, indoctrinating a whole generation of children into desiring these deadly weapons. In this absurd and violent story, the fictional character Han Solo savagely murdered Greedo, a law enforcement officer, with this weapon. NRA-shill George Lucas tried to make it look like “self-defense” in his “special edition” version of Star Wars. But the VPC was able to put a stop to that with our “Han Shot First” campaign.
March 1st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
This is either very snarky or scary; hard to tell sometimes. I have been known to have one leg pulled a bit long so as to be able to walk along hill sides without bending a knee.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
That’s funny as hell. I love his discussion of the deadlier full-auto weapons, and the even deadlier semi-auto.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
ROFLMAO!
March 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Hey! I HAVE a “Han Shot First” T-shirt!
I feel so USED!
March 1st, 2008 at 3:54 pm
T F Stern: You understand just how ridiculous your opponents have become when it gets to be difficult to discern the difference between their actual positions and hilarious parodies of their positions.
Whoever is writing the VPC Blog is bloody BRILLIANT!
March 1st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Yeah, Kevin, that’s a pretty good parody site. I’m still trying to figure out who’s behind it- I’ve got a couple of ideas, based on the writing style and cadence.
…broomhandle-shaped wound, indeed….Winston Churchill…
Too bad he’s never seen “Big Jake”.
Regards,
Rabbit.
March 2nd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I was going to say that it was a bunch of old-school nerds who started the “Han Shot First!” campaign, but then I noticed who wrote this.
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Who wrote this then?