Jim, despite my previous post, I have to credit the VPC for teaching us that even the .50 is an almost magically powerful weapon, easily enabling poorly trained terrorists to routinely shoot jet airplanes out of the sky from over a mile away. Surely, they wouldn’t have claimed that it could injure Supe unless they had performed extensive tests to prove it.

Of course, I’m positive that the Anzio20mm can shoot clean through three superbeings at once, and leave bullet fragments in a fourth. I eagerly await the Box’o'Truth test photos.

Superman and juggie are both entirely indestructible and the hulk is pretty close. Unless you deprive superman of sunlight for an extended period or expose him to kryptonite, he is pretty much invulnerable.

Oh YEAH! But you’d need a pickup truck, like my trusty Ford F-150, to haul it around.

Two points:

First, Supe is a goddamn alien monster. He needs to die, and all his supe alien and mutant friends with him. Except Spidey. He’s a home boy. We’ll keep him, as long as behaves himself. And Aquaman, we need somebody to keep the aquariums and dolphin pools clean, I guess.

Second, .50s are small potatoes. Pfft. Hand ‘em out to kindergarteners as graduation presents.

Now, this–this is a gun. Note the poodle-shooter next to it for scale.

Maybe next the VPC will tell us that gunlovin GI Joe, the real american hero, only likes guns because he has no manly equipment below the belt. And they think pro gunnies are the knuckle dragging, low foreheaded mouth breathers. HA!

I noticed they had no comments on nearly every post. Good!!

However, the M1 Garand also has a maximum rate of fire of 50 unaimed shots per minute. That makes all semi-automatic assault weapons even more deadly than bolt-action assault weapons. The ability to fire unaimed shots is truly what differentiates minor assault weapons (the Lee-Enfield) from major assault weapons (the M1 Garand).

It goes without saying, lever-action and pump-action rifles are in the middle of the deadliness scale.

Hat tip to Jadegold.

I don’t know why, but that sentence brings the lols.

Now THAT’s ROFLMAO funny…

Unless, of course, you’re actually the VPC. Those pricks have no sense of humor whatsoever.