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	<title>Comments on: Unreal</title>
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	<description>Remember, I do this to entertain me... not you.</description>
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		<title>By: DirtCrashr</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2008/02/18/unreal-5/comment-page-1/#comment-195458</link>
		<dc:creator>DirtCrashr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you choke on the whistle you might just die before the rapist/killer has a chance to rape and kill you...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you choke on the whistle you might just die before the rapist/killer has a chance to rape and kill you&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Lyle</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2008/02/18/unreal-5/comment-page-1/#comment-195451</link>
		<dc:creator>Lyle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I vote for the mass issuing of rabbit&#039;s feet.  It they work, you&#039;ll get lucky and never be raped.  If they don&#039;t work, at least they’re fuzzy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I vote for the mass issuing of rabbit&#8217;s feet.  It they work, you&#8217;ll get lucky and never be raped.  If they don&#8217;t work, at least they’re fuzzy.</p>
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		<title>By: # 9</title>
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		<dc:creator># 9</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You throw one of those whistles hard enough and, never mind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You throw one of those whistles hard enough and, never mind.</p>
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		<title>By: tkdkerry</title>
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		<dc:creator>tkdkerry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not too long I was with my brother and sister-in-law, and noticed sister was carrying a whistle on her key chain.  I told her it was completely worthless, and just got dumbfounded looks from both of them.  Sigh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not too long I was with my brother and sister-in-law, and noticed sister was carrying a whistle on her key chain.  I told her it was completely worthless, and just got dumbfounded looks from both of them.  Sigh.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim W</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim W</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do whistles shoot bullets or death rays now? Because if these are old fashioned whistles, that seems like a pretty stupid thing to hand out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do whistles shoot bullets or death rays now? Because if these are old fashioned whistles, that seems like a pretty stupid thing to hand out.</p>
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