Once the count was we
loving souls made three

Now nothing is safe from wrath
of those deficient in math

Once has become a trend
that easily can send

a trio to those who hate
into definition as spate

I don’t think I like numbers
being described by bumblers

It’ll come in handy they next time I want to turn in a bon mot.

Spate’s a crowd
Momma and Me and baby make spate
One, Two, Spate, GO!!!

Maybe not.