But its great being a training device instead of a breeder.

I watched my knee surgeries too. The high point of the first one was when the doctor told me they had the tendon out now, “Would you like to see it?” “Sure!” So he held up one end of my tendon that was going to be rerouted through the center of my knee to replace the ruptured anterior cruciate ligament.

I asked for a mirror when the dentist cut open the gum near the tip of my tooth root and use the power saw to remove said tip which was infected. He said in 10 years I was the first person to ever ask to watch that particular operation.

I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s my body. I want to know what they are doing to it…

Ask Barb or me sometime about the pictures I took of her C-Section with her uterus laying on top of her stomach being cleaned out before putting back inside her, or maybe I’ll just post them sometime…

If I could have left the room while they did my ingrown toenails, I would have.

As far as the snippity snip… I know I’ll go down this road eventually, but I’m a young buck yet. No kids, and I plan to stay that way for the next year or two. I’m pretty damn sure when the time comes for the ol’ clip, my wife will be safely in the next county. The last time she watched a doc take a scalpel to my skin, she almost passed out… I can’t imagine what she’d do if a doctor started poking around my naughty bits.

Guess who didn’t have a tight enough grip on the wand when I hit it for the first time?

Guess where said wand decided to put its equal and opposite reaction?

Yup.

And the work up to the correct # specimen was fun. Almost like being back in high school again!

that puts us at, what, June 2016?
ROFL

He said that was for illustration purposes only.

Yeah, my, uh, you know was taped to my belly. Guess they don’t want pics of that.

Cam, I bought a jock but for now the couch with peas seems to be working.

I was admonished to masturbate 2 dozen times

Yeah, they told me to bring back the 20th and 35th specimen. I looked at the wife and said that puts us at, what, June 2016? Not appreciated.

Haven’t done it myself. I’m holding out for the whole “repopulate the earth after the end of days” scenario.

That, or I’m chicken.

Words of Advice: Frozen peas in the bag are better than ice. Shapes against the wounded member better. If the doctor said “Nothing strenuous for X days” then stick to that. You will find how the littlest things are the ones that hurt the most. The only eye popping pain I had after mine was pulling too quick on the toilet roll. Also, they give you pain meds for a reason. Take them. Too many people worry about getting “hooked” or try to tough it out. If your pain exceeds the pills when you are doing some physical activity, its because you are doing to much exertion.

Rest easy.

PS. I checked with my surgeon brother about the vasectomy pics showing wood. He said that was for illustration purposes only.

The worst part was the hair growing back and I took out the stitches myself.

I was admonished to masturbate 2 dozen times and come back for a test…the nurse even told me I was now shooting blanks.