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What a Maroon

PSH from from a college paper.

One Response to “What a Maroon”

  1. Lyle Says:

    Heh! I just wrote one of my new Glossary terms last week, and this guy already proved it. He used both sense one and sense two:

    Second Amendment: 1. A piece of irrelevant gibberish written by foolish, old, dead, white, violent, rum-running, tax-dodging slave-owners who wouldn’t understand anything about our modern “Global Community” if they saw it first-hand (since repealed by U.S. vs. Miller). It wouldn’t apply in today’s modern world even if it had any original meaning, which it didn’t. The “Second Amendment” is invoked today only by violent, ignorant, alcoholic, backwoods, gun-happy, sister-humping, neo-Nazi, hate-mongering, anti-government, hairy-backed, crooked-tooth, smelly, white Neanderthals who love destruction and killing as a means of showing their dominance, compensating for their inadequate sexual prowess and distracting themselves from their stupidity and illiteracy. 2. An important article in the Bill of Rights granting the government absolute authority and control over any form of weapon. Senses 1 and 2 may be used interchangeably, or even simultaneously, as desired, without hypocrisy.