Merry Christmas from our legal department

“Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater
than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere Also,
this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the recipient of said wish.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as
stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
at the sole discretion of the wisher.”

Stolen from Steve Bass’ Tech Newsletter
http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,140767/article.html?tk=nl_sbxcol

Glad you had a Merry Christmas! I bet if was lots of fun with the dogs and kids.