Comments on: I’ve been saying it for years

By: # 9

# 9 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:08:47 +0000

As long as Al Qaeda doesn’t infiltrate Fed Ex and UPS I will be safe. The grocery store is a different matter. Mail order doesn’t work for food.

By: blackfork

blackfork — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:19:29 +0000

I’m sure the “No Weapons” signs will turn them back. Probably time to beef up and recheck your signage though, make sure it’s terrorist level compliant and posted in farsi.

Seriously- ten Malvo and Muhammed car teams would shut the country down and the police would skip the bureacrats and suspend the Bill of Rights and Constitution themselves. I can’t believe it hasn’t happened.

By: Linoge

Linoge — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:46:41 +0000

Bah. Sarcasm transmits really poorly over bytes…

By: Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:04:45 +0000

Linoge Says:

November 9th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Of course, all this said, how many �confirmed reports� of terrorist/Al Qaeda attacks have we had since 9/11? I mean, sure, it could be that our crack anti-terrorist forces have cut them off at the pass every single time, but some kind of follow-up report indicating that might have been nice�

Now how do you release a follow up report on something that didnt happen? If our “crack anti-terrorist forces” (laughs) had caught any “terrorists” they would’ve been crowing about it for a month of Sundays.

By: JKB

JKB — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:59:11 +0000

Ah, it must be Christmas. The warnings about mall attacks start earlier each year. But attempting to disrupt the economy is a bit late. The NY times had this lead on an article today “Consumers have rendered a verdict on the coming holiday season: grim.”

By: Kit

Kit — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:07:45 +0000

You notice how they never attack Montana? That’s because Montanans would shoot them in the face and go back to ordering their chilidogs at Dairy Queen. :p

By: oldguy

oldguy — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:30:12 +0000

Welcome to our Islamic brothers. This mall is a gun-free zone. No danger to terrorists here. Come one come all this will be the easiest pickings you’ve ever had. No resistance from the sheep, and an air-conditioned shooting gallery just for you. Enjoy the decorations and holiday tree (not a religious symbol-per the ACLU)!
This is what we have to look forward to?????

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:54:29 +0000

CCourse this could also be the FBI’s latest budget enhancement attempt!

By: Linoge

Linoge — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:19:53 +0000

Of course, all this said, how many “confirmed reports” of terrorist/Al Qaeda attacks have we had since 9/11? I mean, sure, it could be that our crack anti-terrorist forces have cut them off at the pass every single time, but some kind of follow-up report indicating that might have been nice…

By: Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:57:32 +0000

“LA and Chicago? Well, slim chance of meeting armed resistance there.”

I’m sure that would include the cops. They’ll just take cover outside and wait ’till it’s over before going in. “We’re securing the area”. Uh huh…

By: Michael Parkatti

Michael Parkatti — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:40:09 +0000

I wonder why the threats to our Office Supply stores don’t get more press?

http://www.humblenarrator.com/2007/11/09/fbi-receives-unconfirmed-al-qaeda-threats-against-office-supply-stores/

By: Jim W

Jim W — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:56:03 +0000

If they attack LA and Chicago, they probably won’t kill any American citizens anyway.

By: JoeMerchant24

JoeMerchant24 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:51:50 +0000

“LA and Chicago? Well, slim chance of meeting armed resistance there.”

Coincidence?

I think not.

I’d like to see any jihadists try to take out the Knoxville Mall… The gunbloggers alone would wipe the floor with ‘em.

By: Gringo_Malo

Gringo_Malo — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:01:26 +0000

Do we still have an economy to disrupt?

By: Boyd

Boyd — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:42:53 +0000

…it could be misinformation given to the feds.

Or, it could be misinformation given by the feds.

By: Blounttruth

Blounttruth — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:24:51 +0000

Sounds like a good time to issue directive 51. Under the premise that protecting your family far outweighs any political process such as the constitution. Anyone know how much gun grabbing force directive 51 gives the fed once declared?

By: Jay G.

Jay G. — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:02:35 +0000

Surprised MA isn’t on that list.

I will act as though it were, however…

By: thirdpower

thirdpower — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:36:21 +0000

Well, there are the gangs. They might get a little miffed that someone is operating on their territory.