Comments on: Guns really do kill people http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/ Remember, I do this to entertain me... not you. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 03:14:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Standard Mischief http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/comment-page-1/#comment-184446 Standard Mischief Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:27:19 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/#comment-184446 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0kWgcIlWn0" rel="nofollow">"It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement... ed-209"</a> (Sorry, couldn't resist. Yes, I'm an insensitive clod) “It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement… ed-209″

(Sorry, couldn’t resist. Yes, I’m an insensitive clod)

]]> By: Linoge http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/comment-page-1/#comment-184445 Linoge Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:40:13 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/#comment-184445 Well, damn, so much for the "Only people kill people," line... Well, damn, so much for the “Only people kill people,” line…

]]> By: markm http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/comment-page-1/#comment-184340 markm Sat, 20 Oct 2007 23:50:30 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/#comment-184340 "When the female officer went forward to help the gunner clear the blockage, another shell was accidentally fired, causing some of the unspent ammunition in nearly-full magazines to explode. The rogue gun began firing wildly, spraying high-explosive shells at a rate of 550 a minute, swinging around through 360 degrees like a high-pressure hose. The unknown officer tried to shut the gun down but she couldn’t because the computer gremlin had taken over. Her fate was unknown at the time of going to press." That rather confused account makes me wonder whether the gun was under computer control at all, or was just cooking off rounds. “When the female officer went forward to help the gunner clear the blockage, another shell was accidentally fired, causing some of the unspent ammunition in nearly-full magazines to explode.

The rogue gun began firing wildly, spraying high-explosive shells at a rate of 550 a minute, swinging around through 360 degrees like a high-pressure hose.

The unknown officer tried to shut the gun down but she couldn’t because the computer gremlin had taken over. Her fate was unknown at the time of going to press.”

That rather confused account makes me wonder whether the gun was under computer control at all, or was just cooking off rounds.

]]> By: thirdpower http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/comment-page-1/#comment-184250 thirdpower Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:20:48 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/10/19/guns_really_do_kill_people/#comment-184250 It was programmed w/ the personality of Hitler. It heard "Africans" and went postal. It was programmed w/ the personality of Hitler. It heard “Africans” and went postal.

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