And quit thinking that the horror stories you read about pit bulls attacking people have anything to do with the fact that idiotic dog owners of all breeds and stripes sometimes train their dogs to be abusive and abuse the dogs to the point of insanity and cruelty.

Next thing you’ll be telling me that guns are inanimate objects and that inanimate objects don’t cause otherwise law abiding, rational, sane people to commit crimes from out of the blue.