I got nothing
If you see my muse, tell it to come back. Assuming I haven’t killed it. I mean, I am a gun nut and all and it may have been stumbling around my house late one night coming in late from a party and I mistook it for a prowler and then emptied 32 rounds of 9mm into it.
Or maybe it’s somewhere getting hammered. I’ll look under the couch. It wasn’t with my car keys. And the wife hasn’t heard from it either.
Update: It just called from Vegas and said send money. I don’t know how it got my number.
June 28th, 2007 at 10:41 am
Maybe your muse took off with your guns, about a thousand rounds and went to the range. I’m sure if you went there to check you might find something 🙂
June 28th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Good point!
June 28th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Your wife lets you have a muse? You do know what that word means, don’t you? Open marriage?
June 28th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Go shooting, smell gunpowder, imagine your enemies face on your target. Repeat as necessary.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:45 am
Jorge, hardly. I mean this kind of muse:
June 28th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
You need some co-bloggers to help keep the content flowing.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
heh.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
There’s not much going on in the gun community right now. Who knew a product of our political successes might be boredom 🙂
June 28th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I know. I just imagined you as Karl Lagerfeld.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
If your muse is out to lunch, go comment on other people’s blogs.
Works for me. 🙂
June 28th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
My muse must be bored or on vacation too.
I was sitting around thinking about the state of the world and said to myself, “Self, Orwell was an optimist.”
What a flash of insight!
So naturally, anytime I have an actual thought, I Google it.
About 104,000 hits.
Hell, there’s even a domain “www.orwellwasanoptimist.com”
Silly lazy arsed muse, give me something original once in a while.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
If your muse is out to lunch, go comment on other people’s blogs.
The muse is lacking. Hopefully not for long. First the thing at KnoxViews and then the thing with Brittney at Nitwits, it took something away. There is a malaise.
That and ever single .gov around Knoxville seems to be set on self destruct. As a bonus they are also raising property taxes in Loudon and Blount Counties despite the state having a surplus and many counties getting a windfall from the BEP for schools. Next year Knox County will get theirs.
All the politicos seem to wear white hats but there are no Will Kane’s. Every week a new scandal. Where in the hell is the DA? The lure of apathy is very strong. It is tempting to say “a pox on all you fuckers” and just sit out for a while.
Not even sparring with the usual suspects on the Blab seems to be invigorating.
I guess the Presidential election is getting people down also. I wish it were over already.
June 29th, 2007 at 8:39 am
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