Well played, Ma’am, well played
The Tennessee State Trooper who got his pickle buffed* by local porn star Barbie Cummings has been fired, reports Michael Silence. Since then, Barbie’s blog has disappeared and been replaced by, well, a porn site promoting her. All I got to say is that Barbie Cummings is a marketing genius. Her new porn site is no doubt getting mad traffic from the news coverage and people Googling her up to see what all this is about. Well played, ma’am, well played. When she’s done doing porn, she could get a job in marketing.
* what, you didn’t think I’d use the same fellatio slang two days in a row, did you?
Update: BTW, how dumb is the cop? He took pictures. Didn’t take her to jail for the drugs. But gave her a speeding ticket anyway? Should have just let the speeding slide and maybe you wouldn’t be in the, err, pickle you’re currently in. Just sayin’.