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		<title>By: existingthing</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/05/23/didnt_know_they_had_those/comment-page-1/#comment-172189</link>
		<dc:creator>existingthing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 01:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Likely just some paper pushers who got the van with the lights in it so they could act like bad ass muddafuggas... If they were first responding to something (don&#039;t think they do) they&#039;d likely have more than one van. Couple of guys in a van shouldn&#039;t be the first responders to anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Likely just some paper pushers who got the van with the lights in it so they could act like bad ass muddafuggas&#8230; If they were first responding to something (don&#8217;t think they do) they&#8217;d likely have more than one van. Couple of guys in a van shouldn&#8217;t be the first responders to anything.</p>
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		<title>By: JustDoIt</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/05/23/didnt_know_they_had_those/comment-page-1/#comment-172142</link>
		<dc:creator>JustDoIt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 14:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The donut shop was closing in 15 minutes...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The donut shop was closing in 15 minutes&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sailorcurt</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/05/23/didnt_know_they_had_those/comment-page-1/#comment-172113</link>
		<dc:creator>Sailorcurt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 11:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My guess is they were trying to make it to Hooters before the end of happy hour.

&lt;i&gt;ELF and ALF wackjobs are classified as domestic terror groups.&lt;/i&gt;

Even though they &quot;try&quot; not to harm anyone, burning down businesses and houses is an act dangerous to human life, now matter how hard they try to make sure they don&#039;t hurt anyone.

Personally, I&#039;d say that the classification of those groups as &#039;terrorists&quot; is accurate and does not violate the definition provided.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My guess is they were trying to make it to Hooters before the end of happy hour.</p>
<p><i>ELF and ALF wackjobs are classified as domestic terror groups.</i></p>
<p>Even though they &#8220;try&#8221; not to harm anyone, burning down businesses and houses is an act dangerous to human life, now matter how hard they try to make sure they don&#8217;t hurt anyone.</p>
<p>Personally, I&#8217;d say that the classification of those groups as &#8216;terrorists&#8221; is accurate and does not violate the definition provided.</p>
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		<title>By: Standard Mischief</title>
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		<dc:creator>Standard Mischief</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 05:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;You gotta have both.)&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Except for the fact that those ELF and ALF wackjobs are classified as domestic terror groups. I&#039;m not a supporter, but I will note that they seem to take great care in not trying to harm humans when they destroy things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>You gotta have both.)</p></blockquote>
<p>Except for the fact that those ELF and ALF wackjobs are classified as domestic terror groups. I&#8217;m not a supporter, but I will note that they seem to take great care in not trying to harm humans when they destroy things.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim W</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim W</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 02:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sigivald, that actually sounds like a somewhat elegant definition of terrorist activity. It doesnt appear to be overbroad or overly narrow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sigivald, that actually sounds like a somewhat elegant definition of terrorist activity. It doesnt appear to be overbroad or overly narrow.</p>
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		<title>By: DirtCrashr</title>
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		<dc:creator>DirtCrashr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 23:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Obtaining a new SS card for a disabled cousin - is that like a straw-purchase? ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Obtaining a new SS card for a disabled cousin &#8211; is that like a straw-purchase? <img src='http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Sigivald</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/05/23/didnt_know_they_had_those/comment-page-1/#comment-172092</link>
		<dc:creator>Sigivald</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 20:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Might want to read &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00002331----000-.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;18 USC 2332&lt;/a&gt; a little closer, Ron.

You&#039;re not a terrorist simply because you somehow &quot;intimidate&quot; the government. Terrorism is (in that statute) acts &quot;dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State&quot;, AND attempt to intimidate or coerce the civilian population or government policy.

Unless you were shooting at government offices to scare people or the State, it doesn&#039;t seem likely that you actually committed domestic terrorism.

(Reckless driving is an &quot;act dangerous to human life&quot;, and a violation of criminal law - but not intended to intimidate or coerce either population or government policy.

Threatening to swear at government officials more unless they change policy is an attempt to intimidate government into changing its policy, but not an &quot;act dangerous to human life&quot; or a violation of criminal law.

You gotta have &lt;i&gt;both&lt;/i&gt;.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Might want to read <a href="http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00002331----000-.html" rel="nofollow">18 USC 2332</a> a little closer, Ron.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re not a terrorist simply because you somehow &#8220;intimidate&#8221; the government. Terrorism is (in that statute) acts &#8220;dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State&#8221;, AND attempt to intimidate or coerce the civilian population or government policy.</p>
<p>Unless you were shooting at government offices to scare people or the State, it doesn&#8217;t seem likely that you actually committed domestic terrorism.</p>
<p>(Reckless driving is an &#8220;act dangerous to human life&#8221;, and a violation of criminal law &#8211; but not intended to intimidate or coerce either population or government policy.</p>
<p>Threatening to swear at government officials more unless they change policy is an attempt to intimidate government into changing its policy, but not an &#8220;act dangerous to human life&#8221; or a violation of criminal law.</p>
<p>You gotta have <i>both</i>.)</p>
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		<title>By: Ron W</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron W</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 19:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hopefully they were responding to someone being vigilant and reporting one of the foreign invaders who we are told, want to kill us. Or maybe they were rushing to arrest some citizen who tried to &quot;intimidate or coerce the government&quot; in some way and thus became a perpetrator of terrorism according to Section 802 of the Patriot Act. I&#039;ve been guilty that.

Thankfully, they were going the wrong way to come after me. I was also once turned into Homeland Security for having a pocket knife with a clip showing on the outside of my pocket while in a Social Security office to obtain a new SS card for a disabled cousin. The armed Federal Security Guard there said that  my pocket knife was a &quot;weapon&quot; according to the posted law, for which one could be prosecuted for a 5 yr. penalty. He let me go, but turned my DL License plate number, vehicle description and phone number to turn into the Dept. of Homeland Secuirty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hopefully they were responding to someone being vigilant and reporting one of the foreign invaders who we are told, want to kill us. Or maybe they were rushing to arrest some citizen who tried to &#8220;intimidate or coerce the government&#8221; in some way and thus became a perpetrator of terrorism according to Section 802 of the Patriot Act. I&#8217;ve been guilty that.</p>
<p>Thankfully, they were going the wrong way to come after me. I was also once turned into Homeland Security for having a pocket knife with a clip showing on the outside of my pocket while in a Social Security office to obtain a new SS card for a disabled cousin. The armed Federal Security Guard there said that  my pocket knife was a &#8220;weapon&#8221; according to the posted law, for which one could be prosecuted for a 5 yr. penalty. He let me go, but turned my DL License plate number, vehicle description and phone number to turn into the Dept. of Homeland Secuirty.</p>
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		<title>By: Ninth Stage</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ninth Stage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 19:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What?  You don&#039;t thing Feds eat donuts too?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What?  You don&#8217;t thing Feds eat donuts too?</p>
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		<title>By: Sebastian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 18:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm... I just realized that means, according to my own state, that I&#039;m a terrorist.  That next white van might be coming for me!  I had better stop by the store on the way home and stock up on Reynold&#039;s Wrap.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm&#8230; I just realized that means, according to my own state, that I&#8217;m a terrorist.  That next white van might be coming for me!  I had better stop by the store on the way home and stock up on Reynold&#8217;s Wrap.</p>
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		<title>By: Phelps</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 18:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Buddy... you got passed by the Jack Bauer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buddy&#8230; you got passed by the Jack Bauer.</p>
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		<title>By: Sebastian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sebastian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 18:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No clue, but the Federal Government was never meant to have a general police power.  I go off the reservation into kooky libertarianism on the matter of federal &quot;police&quot;, and the idea of feds with lights and sirens doesn&#039;t sit right with me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No clue, but the Federal Government was never meant to have a general police power.  I go off the reservation into kooky libertarianism on the matter of federal &#8220;police&#8221;, and the idea of feds with lights and sirens doesn&#8217;t sit right with me.</p>
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