Comments on: Porn stats

By: Jay G

Jay G — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:29:01 +0000

Unc, there’s a little from your column A, and a little from Sarah’s column B…

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:11:38 +0000

Yes, but there are men who think that. I dated a few of them.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:09:54 +0000

i think jay was making a joke.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 16 May 2007 21:05:42 +0000

I did. A man who doesn’t have a porn problem wouldn’t claim that porn, cheating, or exploding are the only options — unless their wives aren’t very obliging, in which case I can see where they’re coming from.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:54:43 +0000

Who brought up addiction?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:50:38 +0000

Ben’s the one with kids; I’m the one with cats.

My husband also chooses option 4. Porn-addicted men can’t conceive of the idea that there are normal men out there who require neither porn nor multitudes of women, just a healthy wife.

By: ben

ben — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:42:42 +0000

kids, and they’re always in bed by 8:30, unless it’s a movie night. Just watched “Tron.” Boy was that ever ahead of its time.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Wed, 16 May 2007 19:59:58 +0000

I�m married, and option 4. the wife, works out pretty well it turns out.

you the one with kids or cats?

By: ben

ben — Wed, 16 May 2007 18:59:54 +0000

I’m married, and option 4. the wife, works out pretty well it turns out.

Yeah, and monkeys do it too. “They” did a study where they found that banana chips or some such were adopted by monkeys as currency. The two things monkeys would pay for were to see images of the dominant monkey’s faces, and to see pictures of monkey butts. We’re not so far removed after all. :p

By: Alcibiades

Alcibiades — Wed, 16 May 2007 18:53:26 +0000

I swear to god I’m just trying to prevent cancer!

By: Jay G

Jay G — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:21:26 +0000

Well, to some folk (married guys mostly), there are three choices:

1. Cheating.
2. Porn.
3. Exploding.

By: Brutal Hugger

Brutal Hugger — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:21:13 +0000

You should take those numbers, especially the ones with dollar-signs, as fictional. I… um… have some experience in this area, and I can tell you that the reported numbers are all way overblown. Part of porn’s self-defense strategy involves hyping those numbers to make the point that lots of Americans love porn and that capitalist countries shouldn’t ban porn. Moreover, many companies overstate their revenue for self-promotional reasons.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:46:37 +0000

So dumb that the first thing cavemen scribbled on cave walls was boobies.

By: ben

ben — Wed, 16 May 2007 14:37:40 +0000

Porn is dumb. If anyone ever wanted to make their sex-lives less interesting in the long run, they should over stimulate themselves with porn in the short run. It’s sorta paradoxical, in a homer simpson way, but it’s true.

By: john

john — Wed, 16 May 2007 12:46:05 +0000

cute.

Notable statements:
89% of porn searches are from inside the USA
70% of porn searches happen between 9am-5pm

Wow.