Comments on: Guns: No! But a rat tail comb, OK http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/ Remember, I do this to entertain me... not you. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 02:36:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Housewife http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168902 Housewife Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:56:02 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168902 I need to let y'all in on a secret So I'll say it loud and clear. I will not be ruining a perfectly good pair of <a href="http://www.style.com/manolo/home_flash.html" rel="nofollow">Manolos </a>on someone who attacks me. Rather I will shoot them from a reasonable distance, thus saving me the hassle of heading off to the dry cleaner. Although I am not a law enforcement officer (therefore completely unqualified to make a statement such as this) I do believe that <a href="http://angrymom.blogspot.com/2006/12/pediatrician.html" rel="nofollow">my Smith and Wesson</a> will protect me better than my keys to the Toyota. Yup, it's a real leap of faith, but I'm rollin' with it anyhow.... I need to let y’all in on a secret

So I’ll say it loud and clear.

I will not be ruining a perfectly good pair of Manolos on someone who attacks me.

Rather I will shoot them from a reasonable distance, thus saving me the hassle of heading off to the dry cleaner.

Although I am not a law enforcement officer (therefore completely unqualified to make a statement such as this) I do believe that my Smith and Wesson will protect me better than my keys to the Toyota.

Yup, it’s a real leap of faith, but I’m rollin’ with it anyhow….

]]> By: nk http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168832 nk Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:20:35 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168832 I live in Illinois. We are talking about assholes whose family and friends have the assholes' business cards with the words "Please help my friend as much as you can" written on the back as de facto carry permits. I live in Illinois. We are talking about assholes whose family and friends have the assholes’ business cards with the words “Please help my friend as much as you can” written on the back as de facto carry permits.

]]> By: Ravenwood http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168830 Ravenwood Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:47:03 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168830 Isn't owning keys just as bad as owning guns? That's probably a primary way of getting stolen vehicles into the hands of criminals. Isn’t owning keys just as bad as owning guns? That’s probably a primary way of getting stolen vehicles into the hands of criminals.

]]> By: Never wear overalls" « Tiny Cat Pants http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168828 Never wear overalls" « Tiny Cat Pants Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:57:03 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168828 [...] Courtesy of Say Uncle, we have another bit of advice, this time from the Illinois State Police–”Don’t shoot your attacker; let him get close enough to you where you can stab him.” [...] [...] Courtesy of Say Uncle, we have another bit of advice, this time from the Illinois State Police–”Don’t shoot your attacker; let him get close enough to you where you can stab him.” [...]

]]> By: JustDoIt http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168821 JustDoIt Mon, 09 Apr 2007 15:27:20 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168821 Reminds me of that moron DEA agent in the classroom full of kids, "I'm the only one in this room professional enough to handle this firearm." Blam! [shoots self in foot] D'oh! Priceless... Reminds me of that moron DEA agent in the classroom full of kids, “I’m the only one in this room professional enough to handle this firearm.”

Blam! [shoots self in foot]

D’oh! Priceless…

]]> By: straightarrow http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168819 straightarrow Mon, 09 Apr 2007 15:12:24 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168819 Well we know which rigid member the State Police are using on the citizens of their state with advice like that. Another way of saying ....well, you know. Well we know which rigid member the State Police are using on the citizens of their state with advice like that. Another way of saying ….well, you know.

]]> By: Trevor http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168815 Trevor Mon, 09 Apr 2007 14:42:45 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168815 I guess taking a weapons handling course would be too much effort. Anything rigid will have to do in a pinch. I guess taking a weapons handling course would be too much effort.

Anything rigid will have to do in a pinch.

]]> By: #9 http://www.saysuncle.com/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/comment-page-1/#comment-168806 #9 Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:38:56 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/04/09/guns_no_but_a_rat_tail_comb_ok/#comment-168806 The Bloomberg "Mayors against all guns" manifesto carried out to its logical conclusion. Where is Mayor Haslam on the Bloomberg group? Still a member. The Bloomberg “Mayors against all guns” manifesto carried out to its logical conclusion.

Where is Mayor Haslam on the Bloomberg group? Still a member.

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