Comments on: St. Patrick’s Day

By: SayUncle » Best Irish Joke Ever

SayUncle » Best Irish Joke Ever — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 00:23:34 +0000

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By: Nashville is Talking » May the road rise up to meet you…

Nashville is Talking » May the road rise up to meet you… — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 00:11:55 +0000

[...] but I would rather leave you with this thought from that Friar of Firearms, SayUncle: St. Patrick’s Day. A holiday of my people, the Irish. [...]

By: nk

nk — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:51:02 +0000

Saint Michael sees God busy at work and asks, “What are You doing, Lord?”
God says, “I’m making the world”.
Saint Michael asks, “What’s Your plan?”
God says, “I’m trying for balance. Arid deserts and lush valleys. Rocky mountains and rolling plains. Humid jungles and pleasant beaches. Wolves and deer. Snakes and eagles. Well … you get the picture.”
Saint Michael says, “I understand but You missed a spot. There’s this beautiful little island in the North Atlantic that’s never too hot or too cold, has no wolves or snakes, no inhospitable mountains or dry deserts. Where’s the balance there?”
And God says, “Wait till you see what bastards I’m giving them for neighbors”.

By: Adam Lawson

Adam Lawson — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:50:42 +0000

I’m sitting back with some Guinness as I type this.

(which makes this the last thing I type for a general, public audience today)

“American by birth… Irish by the grace of God.”