Death Match: Lenovo 17-inch wide-screen laptop v. 20oz bottle of Aquafina
By a score of $750, Aquafina wins.
Conversely, hats off to IBM repair service. It went like this:
Monday: I call. They tell me a box is on the way
Tuesday: Get box. Ship it
Wednesday: They get box. Call me with damage assessment
Thursday: I should get my laptop back