The other two times, one finger at a time, I was grown, and managed to save them. they work, though they get cold really quick when the temp drops. I will forever swear I was drunk when both instances happened. I will never admit that I did it to myself while unimpaired. Damn, and just today I cut both damn index fingers. Little bitty cuts, but were hurting like hell until I started on the whiskey. I actually cut a damn finger putting a garden hose in a shopping cart today.

I am not exactly sympathizing with you, but at least you know someone out here is dumber than you are. Who else you got, willing to do that for you?

(That was good advice about the pain meds. Take advantage of every opportunity.)

Sounds like I got the better deal.

Hope you didn’t wind up adding to Junior’s vocabulary.