Comments on: Guess the lump was a pistol

By: SayUncle » Another packing politico

SayUncle » Another packing politico — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:22:46 +0000

[...] First, Lumpy, now state senator Burchett: State Sen. Tim Burchett says he caught a group of youngsters during a break-in Wednesday, held them at gunpoint and fed them chocolate-chip cookies until Knox County sheriff’s deputies arrived. [...]

By: #9

#9 — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 16:18:15 +0000

Reminds me of the Crocodile Dundee movie. A guy pulls out a knife and says, “Give me your money” and then Dundee pulls out a knife the size of a machete and say, “You call that a knife, this is a real knife”.

I would imagine there was a stain on the floor when Lumpy Lambert produced a .380 pointed at the young mans head.

By: drstrangegun

drstrangegun — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:13:33 +0000

i’m imagining a rather Beavis&Butthead sounding “Huh, uh-oh” followed by:

1. the sound of a cheap .22 hitting the floor
2. A rather wet squish