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We should repeal the second amendment because, gosh darnit, it’s too hard to debate. And who cares what a bunch of old dudes wrote 200 years ago, anyway?
Update: Regarding the author’s (Chris Kellerman) threat to punch people in the face when they quote these old dudes, Tam says:
Let me clue you in on something, Chris; the threat of being punched in the face by strange young men with violent urges is what causes some folks to carry guns.