Comments on: Awkward http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/ Remember, I do this to entertain me... not you. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:58:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: _Jon http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-120568 _Jon Tue, 05 Sep 2006 17:22:17 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-120568 I asked mine to look for my head - people are always telling me it must be up there.... I asked mine to look for my head – people are always telling me it must be up there….

]]> By: tkdkerry http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119748 tkdkerry Sat, 02 Sep 2006 23:20:53 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119748 <em>I mean, how do you look a man in the eye who just took a long hard look at your pooper?</em> With a slight snarl... I mean, how do you look a man in the eye who just took a long hard look at your pooper?

With a slight snarl…

]]> By: OldeForce http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119746 OldeForce Sat, 02 Sep 2006 22:37:38 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119746 About two years ago I was in for the full (snaked up to your tonsils) up-the-butt scope test. Just as they were about to start, a young woman came in and asked if she might watch and take photos - for a nursing class she was taking. Told her it was okay by me, if the photos were only of my butt, thank you! Yes, these aren't the most pleasant tests to take - the preparations are worse than the tests - and I've had three long and two short "snakes", but they keep showing no cancer. I'm in my early 60s and have a history of ulcerative colitis. So I keep letting them look. And taking pictures, if they like. (A nurse said that I was a good patient; I asked her what I would get if I were a bad patient.) About two years ago I was in for the full (snaked up to your tonsils) up-the-butt scope test. Just as they were about to start, a young woman came in and asked if she might watch and take photos – for a nursing class she was taking. Told her it was okay by me, if the photos were only of my butt, thank you!
Yes, these aren’t the most pleasant tests to take – the preparations are worse than the tests – and I’ve had three long and two short “snakes”, but they keep showing no cancer. I’m in my early 60s and have a history of ulcerative colitis. So I keep letting them look. And taking pictures, if they like. (A nurse said that I was a good patient; I asked her what I would get if I were a bad patient.)

]]> By: Cutter http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119429 Cutter Fri, 01 Sep 2006 22:56:01 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119429 I asked my doctor if he would, while he was there, try to find a pair of sunglasses that I lost. He wasn't particularly amused. I asked my doctor if he would, while he was there, try to find a pair of sunglasses that I lost. He wasn’t particularly amused.

]]> By: chris http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119376 chris Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:59:43 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119376 As long as I feel only one hand on my back, I can suffer through the indignity. As long as I feel only one hand on my back, I can suffer through the indignity.

]]> By: Marc http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119340 Marc Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:35:20 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119340 I "wink" at my doctor, makes him more uncomfortable than me. I “wink” at my doctor, makes him more uncomfortable than me.

]]> By: Captain Holly http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119300 Captain Holly Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:15:23 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119300 I know how you feel. I went into a dermatologist last month to get some unusual spots on my ears looked at (turned out to be nothing serious). The nurse told me strip down so the doctor could do a full-body exam for moles and other such stuff. Now all this time I assumed the doctor was a man, so imagine my surprise when in walks a (very) attractive young female doctor. She did the exam in a very professional manner, but it was a bit uncomforable to talk to her while she was oogling around my nads. I know how you feel. I went into a dermatologist last month to get some unusual spots on my ears looked at (turned out to be nothing serious). The nurse told me strip down so the doctor could do a full-body exam for moles and other such stuff.

Now all this time I assumed the doctor was a man, so imagine my surprise when in walks a (very) attractive young female doctor. She did the exam in a very professional manner, but it was a bit uncomforable to talk to her while she was oogling around my nads.

]]> By: SayUncle http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119288 SayUncle Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:09:41 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119288 With a mirror? With a mirror?

]]> By: Rustmeister http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/09/01/awkward/comment-page-1/#comment-119281 Rustmeister Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:05:48 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2006/09/01/awkward/#comment-119281 I just keep in mind "It happens to him, too." Makes it easier to deal with. I just keep in mind “It happens to him, too.” Makes it easier to deal with.

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