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	<title>Comments on: Couldn&#8217;t find his own ass with both hands and an ass map</title>
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		<title>By: DocB</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-67790</link>
		<dc:creator>DocB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Insult *you* dear brittney? Puhleeze. You seem to have done a superb job of that over at NiT towards others who don&#039;t agree with your viewpoint.

What you are hiding is the original intent of NiT - to highlight and moderate what NASHVILLE is talking about - not what Brittney has to say about what Nashville is talking about. You&#039;ve created your own &quot;talk show&quot; and hidden behind the WKRN logo in doing it. Put your &quot;disclaimer&quot; on the front page already and stop hiding your bias.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Insult *you* dear brittney? Puhleeze. You seem to have done a superb job of that over at NiT towards others who don&#8217;t agree with your viewpoint.</p>
<p>What you are hiding is the original intent of NiT &#8211; to highlight and moderate what NASHVILLE is talking about &#8211; not what Brittney has to say about what Nashville is talking about. You&#8217;ve created your own &#8220;talk show&#8221; and hidden behind the WKRN logo in doing it. Put your &#8220;disclaimer&#8221; on the front page already and stop hiding your bias.</p>
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		<title>By: Ninth Stage &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Uncle Spanks Dr. Ethics.</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-66586</link>
		<dc:creator>Ninth Stage &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Uncle Spanks Dr. Ethics.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Say Uncle spanks S-townMike, a Nashvillian with a blog. S-townMike is disappointed that &#8220;Conservative Bloggers&#8221; didn&#8217;t &#8220;start promoting shooting local looters on the heels of last week&#8217;s tornadoes as they did in the wake of Hurricane Katrina last year&#8221; without evidence of such promotion during Katrina. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Say Uncle spanks S-townMike, a Nashvillian with a blog. S-townMike is disappointed that &#8220;Conservative Bloggers&#8221; didn&#8217;t &#8220;start promoting shooting local looters on the heels of last week&#8217;s tornadoes as they did in the wake of Hurricane Katrina last year&#8221; without evidence of such promotion during Katrina. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: brittney</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-66573</link>
		<dc:creator>brittney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 19:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not hiding crap, guy. Tell me, please, what am I hiding? Who am I trying to fool? You won&#039;t come out and say it, you just keep following me around the web to insult me. Let&#039;s discuss it: Why and how am I hiding?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not hiding crap, guy. Tell me, please, what am I hiding? Who am I trying to fool? You won&#8217;t come out and say it, you just keep following me around the web to insult me. Let&#8217;s discuss it: Why and how am I hiding?</p>
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		<title>By: DocB</title>
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		<dc:creator>DocB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 19:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Because you hide behind a media logo Brittney.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because you hide behind a media logo Brittney.</p>
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		<title>By: brittney</title>
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		<dc:creator>brittney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 17:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Say it with me now, DocB: I am biased. No one argues that. Why you continue to rail on about my bias is beyond me. I don&#039;t refute it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Say it with me now, DocB: I am biased. No one argues that. Why you continue to rail on about my bias is beyond me. I don&#8217;t refute it.</p>
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		<title>By: DocB</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-66477</link>
		<dc:creator>DocB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:13:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I often take the overall them of someone else’s post and turn it into a title. (Pretty lazy, eh?)&lt;/i&gt;

What&#039;s lazy is your disengenious excuse for showing your bias brittney.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I often take the overall them of someone else’s post and turn it into a title. (Pretty lazy, eh?)</i></p>
<p>What&#8217;s lazy is your disengenious excuse for showing your bias brittney.</p>
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		<title>By: Bruce</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Over 8k posts it’s hard not to repeat yourself.&lt;/i&gt;

I know the feeling. There are only so many ways by which I can quantify the doucheheadedness of our mayor here in Boston.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Over 8k posts it’s hard not to repeat yourself.</i></p>
<p>I know the feeling. There are only so many ways by which I can quantify the doucheheadedness of our mayor here in Boston.</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel Watkins</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daniel Watkins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love your sense of COMMON sense, it is sorely lacking in the blog/article you posted about!

Good for you for presenting a little truth!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love your sense of COMMON sense, it is sorely lacking in the blog/article you posted about!</p>
<p>Good for you for presenting a little truth!</p>
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		<title>By: SayUncle</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-66315</link>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bruce,

Yeah, yeah.  Over 8k posts it&#039;s hard not to repeat yourself.  It&#039;s not the only analogy that&#039;s a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2004/11/09/couldnt_find_his_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;repeat&lt;/a&gt;.

Though, cock-flavored lollipop is new to me.

;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bruce,</p>
<p>Yeah, yeah.  Over 8k posts it&#8217;s hard not to repeat yourself.  It&#8217;s not the only analogy that&#8217;s a <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2004/11/09/couldnt_find_his_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/" rel="nofollow">repeat</a>.</p>
<p>Though, cock-flavored lollipop is new to me.</p>
<p> <img src='http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Bruce</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-66314</link>
		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m afraid I have to issue you a HARP citation (Humorous Analogy Repetition Penalty). Only 16 days separate this post from your most recent use of the the &quot;cock-flavored lollipop&quot; analogy. As good as it may be - the analogy, that it is, not the confection - Blogging Etiquette guideline #241.5/e calls for a full 30-day cool-down period between such posts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m afraid I have to issue you a HARP citation (Humorous Analogy Repetition Penalty). Only 16 days separate this post from your most recent use of the the &#8220;cock-flavored lollipop&#8221; analogy. As good as it may be &#8211; the analogy, that it is, not the confection &#8211; Blogging Etiquette guideline #241.5/e calls for a full 30-day cool-down period between such posts.</p>
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		<title>By: Blake</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Had such looting been as widespread, had civil order broken down, and had the incidents been reported widely in the press, you would have seen folks comment on this issue.&lt;/i&gt;

Had such looting been widespread and law and order had broken down (as in New Orleans), I would have more than likely driven up to Galatin (which is only about 15 minutes from where I live) to help homeowners protect their property with my rifle.

Isn&#039;t that what the volunteer state is all about? Picking up your rifle and going to help out where you&#039;re needed? :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Had such looting been as widespread, had civil order broken down, and had the incidents been reported widely in the press, you would have seen folks comment on this issue.</i></p>
<p>Had such looting been widespread and law and order had broken down (as in New Orleans), I would have more than likely driven up to Galatin (which is only about 15 minutes from where I live) to help homeowners protect their property with my rifle.</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t that what the volunteer state is all about? Picking up your rifle and going to help out where you&#8217;re needed? <img src='http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Marc</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Having a business in Gallatin I want to say thanks for spanking Dr. Ethics.  There were incidences of looting of course but, as far as I can tell, the cops weren&#039;t among the looters and we didn&#039;t develop roving armed gangs.  Of course the cops didn&#039;t go door to door confiscating firearms either.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having a business in Gallatin I want to say thanks for spanking Dr. Ethics.  There were incidences of looting of course but, as far as I can tell, the cops weren&#8217;t among the looters and we didn&#8217;t develop roving armed gangs.  Of course the cops didn&#8217;t go door to door confiscating firearms either.</p>
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		<title>By: cube</title>
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		<dc:creator>cube</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 16:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>shooting looters is fun and educational for the entire family.

Of course TN has fairly strong castle doctirne IF the intruder is in your house.  Of course if your house is spread out over 20 acres AND people are stealing parts of it, you are probably well within the law to kill everyliving thing within said 20 acres.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>shooting looters is fun and educational for the entire family.</p>
<p>Of course TN has fairly strong castle doctirne IF the intruder is in your house.  Of course if your house is spread out over 20 acres AND people are stealing parts of it, you are probably well within the law to kill everyliving thing within said 20 acres.</p>
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		<title>By: brittney</title>
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		<dc:creator>brittney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I don’t think asking “Why Not Now?” is passing it along.&lt;/i&gt;

Well, to be fair to myself, I often take the overall them of someone else&#039;s post and turn it into a title. (Pretty lazy, eh?) Here&#039;s an example of a time I took the theme of someone&#039;s post as the title, though I certainly didn&#039;t endorse the post (or the title by proxy):
http://www.nashvilleistalking.com/archives/2006/04/double_standard.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I don’t think asking “Why Not Now?” is passing it along.</i></p>
<p>Well, to be fair to myself, I often take the overall them of someone else&#8217;s post and turn it into a title. (Pretty lazy, eh?) Here&#8217;s an example of a time I took the theme of someone&#8217;s post as the title, though I certainly didn&#8217;t endorse the post (or the title by proxy):<br />
<a href="http://www.nashvilleistalking.com/archives/2006/04/double_standard.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nashvilleistalking.com/archives/2006/04/double_standard.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: brittney</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-66139</link>
		<dc:creator>brittney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I have never heard of any post-tornado looting and the only incident I know of is the one from the screen capture Mikey-poo posted. I conclude that there was probably an isolated event or two and not widespread taking of property and that there weren’t roving bands of armed gangs that warranted defending yourself from.&lt;/i&gt;

There was more than a single incident, but not very many. Less than five, I&#039;d say. Our station chose not to cover it, since it was pretty isolated and we didn&#039;t have any video (I think).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I have never heard of any post-tornado looting and the only incident I know of is the one from the screen capture Mikey-poo posted. I conclude that there was probably an isolated event or two and not widespread taking of property and that there weren’t roving bands of armed gangs that warranted defending yourself from.</i></p>
<p>There was more than a single incident, but not very many. Less than five, I&#8217;d say. Our station chose not to cover it, since it was pretty isolated and we didn&#8217;t have any video (I think).</p>
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		<title>By: SayUncle</title>
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		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t think asking &quot;Why Not Now?&quot; is passing it along.  Just sayin&#039;.  I&#039;m not getting all B-Ho on you and you can link what you like but I took the tone of the post as endorsing said view.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think asking &#8220;Why Not Now?&#8221; is passing it along.  Just sayin&#8217;.  I&#8217;m not getting all B-Ho on you and you can link what you like but I took the tone of the post as endorsing said view.</p>
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		<title>By: brittney</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2006/04/12/couldnt_find_his_own_ass_with_both_hands_and_an_ass_map/comment-page-1/#comment-66137</link>
		<dc:creator>brittney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;who apparently bought this bullshit&lt;/i&gt;

I was merely passing it along, as is my job. Personally, I think the two situations are entirely different, though I never, ever thought those who condoned picking off people in NO were in the right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>who apparently bought this bullshit</i></p>
<p>I was merely passing it along, as is my job. Personally, I think the two situations are entirely different, though I never, ever thought those who condoned picking off people in NO were in the right.</p>
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		<title>By: Xrlq</title>
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		<dc:creator>Xrlq</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that the same Brittney who wet herself over the fact that some classified information related to Iraq but unrelated to Valerie Plame was declassified by the President.  She seems to be an excitable girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that the same Brittney who wet herself over the fact that some classified information related to Iraq but unrelated to Valerie Plame was declassified by the President.  She seems to be an excitable girl.</p>
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		<title>By: _Jon</title>
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		<dc:creator>_Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HEY!
Mebbe Mike likes the idea of a cock-flavored lolipop??
Let&#039;s try not to over-generalize and stereo-type here, mmk?

:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HEY!<br />
Mebbe Mike likes the idea of a cock-flavored lolipop??<br />
Let&#8217;s try not to over-generalize and stereo-type here, mmk?</p>
<p> <img src='http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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