So I logically thought no one would ever take my parody of the second amendment seriously.

“Because uncongested citizens are free people, and in home brew we trust, the right of the people to keep and bear pseudoephedrine hydrochloride shall not be infringed”

I wouldn’t assume that my readers knew any of those things.

What it does is recognize a stronger right to privacy than does the US Constitution. And based on that, the Tennessee Supreme Court struck down restrictions on abortion like informed consent, parental notification, and a waiting period.

Now that’s what I wanted LUCAS L. JOHNSON from the fracking Associated Press to tell me. I live in Maryland. I know that jousting is our state sport, the black-eyed Susan is our state flower, and there’s no explicit right in our constitution to keep and bear arms (I also know the entire first Maryland constitution had been scrapped and rewritten). But if I was reporting on Maryland congress critters, for a national news source, I wouldn’t assume any of those things.

I really have no clue what part of the Tennessee Constitution has been construed to protect the right to abortion. While I could google up the text, I don’t really have time to read the whole thing and ferret out what the hell the professional reporter was trying to convey. I checked a few blogs, did a few searches, and check with my favorite TN feminist blogger, but I still couldn’t find it.

Then, using the link that Thomas provided, I searched the text for “abortion” and “private”. No luck.

But I really shouldn’t have to. HTML is a totally different media than newsprint.

Thus the confusing comment.

If your blogging about the law, link to the law.
If you are blogging about another blog, link to that blog
If you are blogging about something that maybe unfamiliar to a few of your readers, Wikipedia is your friend.
If you pull statistics out to prove your point, link directly to them so I can “peer review” the statistics
And why the hell should someone who nearly flunked high school English have to tell a pro this?

Or maybe not so much sloppy as misleading.

The Tennessee State Constitution does not contain the language that Mr. Mischief quotes, at least, not that I can find, looking here.

I read through the thing twice, and to be extra cautious, I did a search for the word “Abortion.”

It ain’t there.

Just for fun, I searched the entire Tennessee State site for the quote.

It ain’t there either.

I even googled the entire web for your phrasing.

0 results. You know how hard it is to get 0 results? I typed in “Iraqi beekeeping” and got over 20 hits.

So why the lie, Mischief? What gives? Where did you find the language you quote?

To inject a little fact into the debate, the TN Constitution does not explicitly recognize a right to abortion any more than the US Constitution does, What it does is recognize a stronger right to privacy than does the US Constitution. And based on that, the Tennessee Supreme Court struck down restrictions on abortion like informed consent, parental notification, and a waiting period.

So what does the Tennessee Constitution say?

“Because living with a government that could effectively enforce laws against abortion would be living in a police state; the right for a woman to make her own reproduction decisions shall not be infringed.”