Comments on: The War on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs

By: SayUncle » Dildon’t

SayUncle » Dildon’t — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:49:57 +0000

[...] an update to The War on three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of…, seems Alabama won’t allow the sale of dildos and the supreme court did not take the case. [...]

By: SayUncle » Pesky ninjas

SayUncle » Pesky ninjas — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:10:59 +0000

[...] So, is plural of ninja ninjas or ninjae? I mean, we settled the plural of dildo a bit [...]

By: SayUncle » WECSOG: I was just cleaning it, it went off in my hand.

SayUncle » WECSOG: I was just cleaning it, it went off in my hand. — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:37:43 +0000

[...] when you go to the adult novelty store to buy a three-dimensional devices designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human geni…, you have an excuse: Honestly, it’s to clean my [...]

By: Caryn

Caryn — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 06:41:01 +0000

I own the adult store that created this insanity…it all developed from a so called preacher who is obsessed with masturbation sending all those who indulge in it to hell. It is mind boggling that plastic toys that resemble body parts create moral decay.

By: Exador

Exador — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 15:08:26 +0000

Here in Georgia, they’re pseudo illegal as well. I think the law states something about how they can’t LOOK like the real thing. You can buy a “neck massager” that looks strangely phallic, but you can’t buy one if it has latex foreskin.
Every few years, they raid one of the MANY stores that sell all of the above as “novelties”, I guess when they feel to appease the appropriate zealots.

By: SayUncle » Quote of the day

SayUncle » Quote of the day — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:55:32 +0000

[...] Billll in the comments section here: When dildos are legislated into oblivion, only legislators will be called dildos. [...]

By: drstrangegun

drstrangegun — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:25:51 +0000

Billl, legislators are already called dildos.

By: Billll

Billll — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:08:42 +0000

When dildos are legislated into oblivion, only legislators will be called dildos.

By: Ken Summers

Ken Summers — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:18:04 +0000

Spoilsport.

By: Bill

Bill — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:32:39 +0000

http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?query=dildo&action=Search+OMD

dildo
A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii).

By: Ken Summers

Ken Summers — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 19:22:02 +0000

Twee-dildum, twee-dildi

Okay, I’ll apologize for that now.

By: countertop

countertop — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 19:21:06 +0000

ken

check out http://www.fleshlight.com

By: David the hypenated American

David the hypenated American — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 18:31:32 +0000

dildum, or dildi?

I think that’s all I’m going to say on the matter.

By: Ken Summers

Ken Summers — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:48:43 +0000

Well, okay (I had guessed but I – seriously – had never heard of them). But I’m going to stick with “dildae”.

By: Cinomed

Cinomed — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:23:04 +0000

Here in Texas they are already banned.
They are sold under the name of Novelty Item, Cake Decoration, and Hand Massager.

I love Texas but this is one area which we show we really are a bassakwards state.

When I was younger I applied at a “Adult Store” and before they would hire me I had to sign a sheet aknowledging I understood I could be arrested for selling obscenities at any time.
(Basically when the cops felt like it)
I would be bailed and most likley charges would be dropped, but get this if they get a conviction I would be a registered sex offender!

To make it even worse, a police have arrested the Adult Toy Party chicks, like a avon or tupperware party, but they sell sex toys, as well as they once arrested and convicted a man for selling an adult comic from the adult section of a comic store to an adult undercover cop.

Makes me sick to my stomach.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:01:04 +0000

Ken, it’s like an inverted dildo designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of male genital organs.

By: Ken Summers

Ken Summers — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 13:58:43 +0000

Are you sure it’s not dildae?

And pardon my ignorance but WTF is a “pocket pussy”?

By: Tam

Tam — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 13:16:35 +0000

What’re they gonna do? Ban the produce department at Kroger?

By: Marc

Marc — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:50:40 +0000

I’m so grateful that the legislature has taken care of the important things like eminent domain, state corruption and that abortion called Tenncare so that they could move on to this only slightly less important problem of assisted self-pleasuring.

By: Captain Holly

Captain Holly — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:25:35 +0000

Wait until they find out what some women do with their electric toothbrushes….

By: countertop

countertop — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:17:45 +0000

Heck, I hope she’s right that mandatory missionary is next on the agenda. It might be just what I need to finally motivate the move to Tennessee. Seriously, the only way the nasty could become more enjoyable, is if I knew I was breaking the law doing it.

By: countertop

countertop — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 21:15:15 +0000

I don’t know if it counts as a “pocket pussy” but i’ve always thought the fleshlight thing was pretty neat. No, I don’t have one, but it struck me as being pretty close to ideal for a guy.

Though the occaisional left handed toss is as enjoyable as well.